Yahoo! Sports: Finals MVP Kobe Bryant hit “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” on Wednesday to talk about taking his Lakers to their first NBA championship this decade without Robert Horry(notes), err, Shaquille O’Neal As FirstCuts notes, nothing really earth shattering, except perhaps Conan’s assumption that Kobe sits around eating ice cream while he watches “SpongeBob SquarePants.” Conan, Conan, Conan … Kobe doesn’t eat ice cream, he forces it into submission.

And after the commercial break/jump, Kobe talks about how Phil Jackson tries to get the Lakers to meditate — “Adam, you’re a frog on a Lily pad— stop smoking for crying out loud!”

Also, Conan pleads with Kobe to help him score better Staples Center seats. You’ll see why.

  • Joseph

    how about giving me conan’s ticket after he gets the upgrade

  • Lakers 24 7

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    How bout giving me those autographed Nike’s

  • FLUKE

    How about give me Conan’s job

  • Bridge

    Kobe is sooooo happy now…..it’s beautiful to watch.

  • http://myspace.com/taeyongpark Day

    Wow, Conan is pretty tall oo;

  • arizaallstar

    kobe is like nigga from boston and lives in l.a. better treat kb with respect just wear a lakers jerzey

  • KEVIN GARNETTS REAL INJURY WAS A.NAL TEARING

    THAT GOLDEN STATUE WAS THE ONE THAT SODOMIZED KEVIN GARNETT! HE DIDNT EVEN SCREAM!

  • http://thelakersnation.com matthew mccollum

    kobe is the best player of all time! just watch him play, people are to scared to let go of jordan and admit it…..