Pre-Game Pep Talk -

I honestly Expect to win this game quite easily. The trade for Dallas was at best a marginal improvement and Dirk is probably as soft as a superstar can get without being constantly injured (that would be T-Mac).

Besides, we have three token Euros to their one, and anytime you have token Euros doubling as the token white guys on your team, you obviously have style. And as the age-old adage goes, style wins Championships.

Marquee Match-Ups -

Point Guard – Derek Fisher and Jordan Farmar vs. Jason Kidd: Jason Kidd is great, but he’s lost a step and really, really can’t shoot. I mean, he’s under 40% for the season. Don’t let his 9-18 shooting from Friday’s game against the Queens fool you, or the fact that he’s actually shooting 50% from the field and from 3-point range in his six games as a Maverick. The fact that he’s also doubled his steals average to three a game while maintaining his fantastic averages of 8 boards and 10.5 assists can only mean he’s on an adrenaline rush from joining his new team. However, even if he starts out hot we’ll be fine because we can counter with our defensive stalwart Derek Fis…

Seriously though, sooner or later the other shoe has to fall for Kidd’s shot, and sooner or later Fisher will start making his again. Hopefully both these phenomena occur during the game. Beyond that it is worrisome that our second unit’s more frantic style of play matches up well with Kidd’s talents, but in Jordan Farmar we have the clinched Parker-esque point guard who can drive past Kidd with his speed but can also keep him honest with his 3pt shooting. Still…

Advantage: Mavericks.

It sure is a good thing that Basketball isn’t a one-player game.

Shooting Guard – Kobe Bryant vs. Jason Terry: Terry has been in a bit of a shooting slump for the last two games, shooting 20% and scoring a grand total of 9 points. he is liable to get hot from downtown and with Kidd on the floor that could be a bad thing. Kobe is going to have to play him close and not roam if Terry gets going.

Still Kobe is Kobe.

Advantage: Lakers.

It sure is annoying that Basketball isn’t a one player game.

Small Forward – Luke Walton or Vladimir Radmanovic vs. Josh Howard: Josh Howard had been having a poor run of form, to the tune of 35% shooting over the last six, and may be licking his chops at the chance to go up against either of these two “it’s not that they’re nonathletic, they just have a hard time guarding athletic players” players. to be fair to Luke, he’s been coming around as of late, playing moderately good defense, and his confidence seems to be returning.

Still, you have to like Howard in this match-up.

Advantage: Mavericks.

It sure is a good thing Luke has a high basketball I.Q.

Power Forward – Lamar Odom vs. Dirk Nowitzki: Lamar is having a terrific run of form and has been a consistent bright spot ever since the Gasol trade. However, Dirk has been playing at a high level pretty much for 2 regular seasons now, plus he had a great scoring month in February. Lamar has the length and the speed to guard Dirk on the floor and is versatile enough to take advantage of Dirk’s tepid defense on the other.

Still, odds are you’ll see Kobe on him at some time in the game.

No Advantage: If Lamar continues his fine form.

It sure is a good thing that Lamar has turned all that potential into… being a great 4th option.

Center – Pau Gasol vs Erick Dampier: Not much to say really. Dampier is a very good offensive rebounder, Gasol is going to have to box him out consistently to avoid giving the Mavs too many second chances. He’s had at least 4 offensive rebounds in the last three games. (although to be fair in two of those games he played against Joakim Noah and and Mikki Moore) Gasol has not shot the ball that well the last two games and fatigue is a concern.

Still, I expect Kobe and Fish to be looking to set him up early for easy hoops on Sunday, and if they do…

Advantage: Lakers.

It sure is a good thing that Memphis’ General Manager is committed to rebuilding… the Los Angeles Lakers that is.

Bench -

Our bench trio of Farmar, Sasha and Turiaf normally come in and give us the push we need with their tenacious D, 3pt shooting, shot blocking, energy, and general do-whatever-it-takes-ness, which I guess is hustle. They had a poor shooting night against the Blazers collectively but I expect them to bounce back strong.

On Dallas’ end, Jerry Stackhouse is a streaky shooter who has seen better days. The “other” Nets acquisitions are apparently not adept at learning the Mavs system and have not featured much as of yet. I don’t expect it to be any different this time. Brandon Bass is a young big who hustles and makes plays, and hits free throws, but we have Turiaf, who does all that and dances to boot. The Mavs also signed Jamaal Magloire to give them six fouls to use, but apparently he’s not ready to do even that just yet and is not expected to suit up.

Overall, I feel our bench will at least play at par with Dallas’ but in all likelihood will out-score, out-rebound and out-assist as well.

Statistical Predictions -

20+ points from Kobe, Pau and either Sasha or Farmar.

10+ boards from Pau and Lamar.

5+ blocks from Ronny.

10+ point margin for your Lakers.

20+ hits on my next preview.

Burning Questions/Sage Answers -

As the title suggests, this is the section where I will answer some of your burning Questions with Sage answers. This is my first Pre-Game so I got all my burning questions off my chest, for the rest of the season I hope to provide a similar service for the TLN community (if it’s funny, it doesn’t even have to be about basketball). :)

Is Pau Gasol in a shooting slump? – Jonny

I haven’t actually seen the last two games, but I’m pretty sure the last two games are the only ones where he hasn’t shot 50% from the field (To be fair, 6-13 and 4-10 are pretty close to 50%, but that’s nowhere near the 60% he’s averaging as a Laker. *1). Hopefully his shooting touch, as well as his shot attempts, go up against Dallas, as we have won every game in which Pau shoots 50%+, but we lose 50% of the games that he doesn’t.

Does Kobe Deserve the MVP this Season? – Jonny

Personally i think it does. However it would be a no brainer if the definition of MVP was: Best performance while playing injured. Even if we were to not consider his amazing history of playing well with injuries his stat line since the All-Star break is nothing short of spectacular: 26..5 points on 52% shooting, 5.1 rebounds, and 6.1 assists to go along with the 2.4 steals he racks up every game. what is even more amazing is that his season averages are 27.8ppg/6rpg/5.4apg 46% shooting and 2 steals. As Charles Barkley said on the TNT telecast on Thursday (paraphrase): [The NBA] should just send the trophy to Los Angeles already.

*1 – this author did some research before publishing and found that there were two other games in which Pau shot less than 50% from the field; 5-14 in the loss Atlanta and 4-10 in the first win against Miami. Incidentally, the 50% loss ratio remained the same.

  • The Nugget

    I’d like to welcome Jonny to the TLN staff. Mack had to step down due to his busy schedule. Were lucky to have found someone to take over his duties and so quick. :)

    Welcome aboard, Jonny.

  • k0be da 1 andonly

    Mack was cool but w/e

  • lakers

    5+ blocks from ronny? damn. that’s a pretty big prediction there. maybe two or 3 blocks.

  • Kwame Brown

    what’s w/e

  • LakersOnFire

    we better come out with a vengeance.

  • iLakers

    w/e means whatever.

    i liked Macks preveiws better. but thats just my opinion.

    and i don’t know if i should like or dislike your sarcasm. particularly this excerpt;

    “It sure is a good thing that Lamar has turned all that potential into… being a great 4th option”

    i thought that was funny, but not in a good way.

  • lalball81

    Nice pregame Jonny. I’m a little nervous about this game, as the Mavs are due to catch fire. Still, it’s at home and I think we can get this one.

  • Kwame Brown

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    thanks, didn’t catch that…

  • Kwame Brown

    ….like always….

  • Ludichris

    I miss Amber’s predictions…

  • Nabil

    Nice preview. It’s a bit generous to give Lamar vs. Dirk a “push”. I’d love for that to come true though!

    We need to get Pau involved earlier in the game and get that triangle working with lots of Kobe penetrating the D. That was some beautiful basketball! Attack the basket Kobe!!!

  • vida24

    nice !
    lets go lakers !

  • formaer big

    Besides, we have three token Euros to their one, and anytime you have token Euros doubling as the token white guys on your team, you obviously have style

    What the hell is that?

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  • JCBiglessworth

    Mack was a cool guy, and his amber predictions were predictable but still very funny and entertaining.

    Im willing to give Jonny and chance and read his stuff, hes more of a statistical guy, if u notice he has a lot of %’s and stuff. Good article to read, I liked it.

    Kidd is gonna wish he came to LA!!!!

  • JCBiglessworth

    O by the way, if u guys read this. I want you guys to try out a fun poll.

    How many of you still type in to get here? Or do u type in

  • Jack

    gotta win this one, baby. for me, it’s more about respect than records. making the situation worse, the game is on abc, that means we are watching it live at my work here in dallas. Everybody, I mean everybody in my work has been waiting for this day after the first game back on jan 25th. People here in dallas beleive in the mavs, and I have been telling them that mavs are just a victim for the lakers.

    i sure do hope i am right.

  • http://hhb PHANT0M

    dang what a welcome..

    wish mack the best..

    nice article

  • Davey

    I’ve got it linked as Getgarnett still.

  • http://- Kobefan11

    If Mack has a busy schedule,AMBER 4PRE-GAME WRITER!!!! :D

  • foxxy

    [Comment ID #28217 Will Be Quoted Here]R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!!!!!!

  • lakersfan17

    Gasol needs to have a good game.

  • lamar odom

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    it’s whatever

  • AnthonY MusiQ

    F**k getgarnett and F**k the Mavs… it’z all about the Lakers Nation!!! I guess with that I told you what I type in!! ;-)

  • Ed

    Kidd is going to be defending Kobe all game, and I think Kidd is the only player in the NBA that can really slow down Kobe, THE KEY MATCH-UP WILL BE BETWEEN THOSE TWO. IF KOBE CAN SCORE 30 AND SHHOT A HIGH PERCENTAGE FROM THE FIELD THEN THE LAKERS WILL WIN.

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  • sami

    lakers know they have to win dis game, a loss means getting away from the spurs(1st seed) kobe with 35+ ponts, gasol with 20+ pnts 10+ rbd


    Why is it so dark in the Staples Center? Did Buss not play the bill?



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  • Nabil

    Wow, Kobe really carried us.
    The rest of the Lakers were:
    18 for 60 from the field = 30%
    3 for 20 from beyond the arc = 15%

    So 1/3 of their shots where from deep. Is it just me, or have they been shooting way more 3’s then usual. Isn’t 1/3 of your shots too many?

    Big props to Kobe for shaking off the rough start from the line.
    Lamar choked BIG TIME at the end of regulation- again Kobe saved the day with the rebound…way to throw the ball away Lamar. Maybe he shouldn’t be inbounding the ball in crunch time since he seems to forget the game of basketball in those situations.

  • Luis

    They like the arena like that, they make it look like a boxing ring. They started it last year. That was funny though

  • Roscoe

    I like the arena like that too.

  • migs

    I can’t believe you called no advantage between Dirk and Lamar, Odom is more often a scrub than an all-star and Dirk is the reigning MVP, as proven by yesterday’s game.


    That game was Classic. Say What’cha want about ‘THE MACHINE’,LO OR PG but to me everyone who played made some sort of mistake whether it be free throws or missed shots this team knows how to bounce back and THAT’S REAL DANGEROUS!This team last year would’ve folded and would have had to rely on KING KOBE(As Reggie Miller calls him)but this a totally ‘different’ team AND THANK UNCLE MITCH FOR PAU(AND THE MEMPHIS ORG.ALSO,EXCEPT RUDY GAY).WHODOESN’,Where LAKERNATION HAPPENS!!!