Out of Bounds with Jason Riley

It’s been a crazy week in the world of sports. A superstar athlete cheated on his wife? Are you serious? That’s as surprising as Rasheed leading the league in T’s (again) with 10 after tonight’s mini-tantrum (the highlight of my night). I really am trying hard to avoid writing a column about Tiger Woods. I think the best way to do that is to kick off my random thoughts by talking about the real player of the decade, Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Bryant.
It’s hard to find words that fully illustrate the greatness of Kobe Bryant. After much deliberation, (and the elimination of several lifeless analogies) I have decided that nothing sums it up better than the remarkable answer to this question:

Which of the following headlines are more newsworthy?

Bryant Misses at the Buzzer, Lakers head to OT in Milwaukee.
Kobe Drains Game-Winner as Time Expires, Lakers Win.

Think about it.

When Kobe missed a potential game-winner at the end of regulation, I was completely floored. It was like eating at Panda Express and not ending up with a mild case of irritable bowel syndrome by the end of the night – it’s happened so many times that you have just come to expect it. When it doesn’t, you’re legitimately shocked.

Five minutes later, and in spite of the desperate pleas of Bucks TV announcers Jim Paschke and Jon McGlocklin (watch it here), Mamba buried the game-winning jumper over the helpless defense of Charlie Bell as time expired, giving the Lakers a one-point escape from the Bradley Center.

Were you even surprised to see that shot fall through the net? Did you, at any point, think: Holy crap, I can’t believe that just happened? You didn’t; and there’s no better way to amplify Kobe’s greatness than by simply looking at our own reaction to it. In fact, it’s exactly what puts distance between him and the other 430+ players in the NBA; including his closest competition, Dwyane Wade and Lebron James.

If Wade buries a fall-away at the buzzer to win the game, it’s unbelievable. If Lebron hoists a contested three as time expires to win the game, it’s remarkable. If Kobe drills a step-back to win it in overtime, it’s routine. Bryant makes the unbelievable very much believable, and there is no greater compliment to his rapidly expanding legacy than just that.

Lakers’ Road Woes.
Kobe has been nothing short of extraordinary (even with a broken finger on his shooting hand); but lost in the hype of his clutch play has been the Lakers conspicuous struggles on the road. We have played a total of just seven games away from the comforts of Staples Center and it hasn’t exactly been pretty:

We were completely destroyed in Denver (105-79) and never led in the second half during last weeks’ loss in Utah (102-94). It took overtime to secure a victory in Oklahoma City (12-11), Houston (14-10) and Milwaukee (11-12), all teams hovering around .500. We needed every bit of Kobe’s 42 points in Chicago (8-15) and only once this season have we looked like a championship team away from Staples Center – a 33-point win at Golden State. (If any of you caught tonight’s Warriors vs. Wizards game, you know that’s not all that impressive).

Am I pushing the panic button? Definitely not. Is there some cause for a little bit of concern? I think so.

We have 24 games between now and the end of January; 15 on them will be played on the road. With routinely challenging stops in Phoenix, Dallas, San Antonio, Portland, Cleveland and Boston, the Lakers will have to play significantly better to hang on to the best record in the NBA.

Lamar Odom.
Has anyone seen Lamar’s game? I tweeted Khloe about that very subject, but I’m pretty sure she was still at her WWE tryout (Boooo!). Speaking of Lamar and Tweeting, during the third quarter of the Lakers loss in Utah last week, I tweeted this:

@JRiley21: Last season, this was a game where Odom would get 18/15/5 and come up big for us. He’s been out of rhythm so far this season.

When Bryant struggled last season, Lamar often-times had his best performances (remember his 28/17 game in Cleveland when Kobe had the flu?). This season, he’s scoring less (-3 PPG) and shooting a lower percentage in FG’s (41%, -8%), FT’s (56%, -7%) and 3FG% (28%, -4%). He’s also rebounding a little bit less, turning the ball over slightly more and is on pace to set career lows across the board since joining the Lakers in ’04-05. Only once this month has he scored in double figures (vs. Minnesota) or grabbed double digit rebounds (vs. Utah).

Has anybody else wondered if Khloe is verbally (and possibly physically) abusing Lamar at home? Odom has been his usually productive self in very limited spurts this season. It’s hard to specify what exactly the problem with his game is. Phil’s sometimes inconsistent rotations? The (successful) addition of Ron Artest? His well publicized marriage to Khloe Kardashian? No matter the case, we are going to need Odom’s production to increase as the games continue to get more and more important.

January Mailbag.
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  • http://57.amklac laffs atu

    What is this a comedy site?the mamba is ballwashed enough……as bad as tiger is ,he`s still a better man than the kobe.

    • http://LakersNation Marwan..

      Kobe “laffs atu” (laughs at you) haters. I dont wanna get into Tiger talks, but HOW THE HELL is he still a better man than Kobe? Kobe only had trouble with 1 woman, Tiger on the other hand has had like 30 other women. He is a washed up athlete that you will soon see on those “Where are they now?” shows, but Kobe’s wasnt as bad, he did admit to it, unlike Tiger, and admitting it is an act of courage and being a proper man, unlike Tiger who had to wait for the 30 skanks to reveal it to the world. I respect the golfer side of Tiger, but the “human” Tiger, I lost all respect for. Kobe is great on both sides, he takes his time out to hold camps for kids to help them learn the game unlike Tiger who takes his time out for the skanks. My point is, I like Tiger, the golfer, and dont diss Kobe. Why dont you diss Jordan after all hes been through? He had as many downs as Kobe did too, not as bad though, but still having downs is the same as having ups. Dont hate anyone, I mean I hate Lebron and Wade, but I respect their abilities as athletes and I know they are great athletes but no one compares to Kobe and I hate them as a Laker fan, its my duty to hate all teams except my team, Los Angeles Lakers.

    • Why do you insist on being a jackass, jackass?

      How is Tiger a better man than Kobe? Is it the fact that he has no personality whatsoever? Or is it the fact that he endorses Buick but drives a Porsche to competitions? What a way to show your character… Tell people how great one car is and how much you love it, then drive something else. And oh yeah… There’s also that whole cheating on his wife with more people he can count on his fingers and toes thing. Then not admitting it. Then issuing a “statement” on his website that somebody else wrote for him. Not only is Kobe a different man now than he was back then, but he at least had the balls to publicly admit it and address people. And he didn’t have his agent setting up hookups for him. I understand why you hate Kobe, though. I really do. It must suck seeing him destroy whatever team you root for.

    • Marwan

      Laffs atu, better athlete, maybe
      Better man, HELL NO!

  • Reality Check

    As much as I love the accomplishments, talent and skills of Kobe….you just can’t disagree with Tiger being named athlete of the decade. No one has dominated his or her sport like Tiger did. I am not a fan of the person but I am a huge fan of the “golfer”. Athletes should never be considered “role models”. They should be considered ordinary men who have extraordinary talent within their respective sport. When Tiger gets back on the course….I’ll be watching. Did he bend over 30 different chicks around the world? Don’t know and don’t care.

    Reality check given!!

    • some guy

      I agree that Tiger’s accomplishments are phenomenal, I just disagree with your point that athletes shouldn’t be considered role models, at least in Tiger’s case. If you accept MILLIONS of dollars to let people plaster your face all over the place and tell people to buy this and buy that and you represent umpteen brands, you have made yourself a role model. If you just go out and play your sport and you don’t market yourself all over the world, then you can make the case that you shouldn’t be a role model. But in Tiger’s case, by marketing himself to the whole world, he has willingly made himself a role model and should accept that responsibility.