ESPN: I have some good news and some bad news for you.

The good news? We’re one more Boston victory away from an improbable Celtics-Lakers matchup in the NBA Finals that, under normal circumstances, would have me so giddy I’d be walking around Los Angeles randomly re-enacting the McHale-Rambis clothesline on unsuspecting pedestrians.

The bad news? Nobody is beating the Lakers this season. Not Boston, not Detroit, not anybody. They have the best team, the best player and a Hall of Fame coach. It’s really that simple.

Now here’s where you shake your head and say, “You’re just trying to do another reverse jinx like that column about how Kevin Garnett isn’t clutch.” Fair point. That column was written for two reasons — because I thought it was an interesting debate (is clutchness in our DNA or do we acquire it through repetition?), and because I was aiming for a reverse jinx that partially absolved me for blowing an undefeated Patriots season four months ago. This is different. The Lakers clearly have a better team. I believed this to be true before the playoffs and haven’t seen anything to change my mind; if anything, the first three rounds confirmed the chasm between the two teams was even larger than anyone believed. Even with homecourt advantage in the Finals, the Celtics will still be underdogs against the Lakers. And they should be.

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  • LAKing

    Bill Simmons is BS, all he’s trying to do right now is jinxing the Lakers. SCREW HIM & THE CELTICS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.deluxpro.com Viva Vegas

    All we have to do is win one game in their house.. and the next 3 games is in LA.. ha ha ha!~!

  • http://k1k0.com KiKosDad

    BS,

    Your mind tricks doesn’t work for us so stop playing possum or we will make you believe to every thing that you just said in your BS report.

    NEVER EVER TRUST ANYONE WHO BLEEDS GREEN.

    OUR TIME IS NOW! OUR DYNASTY, OUR CHAMPIONSHIP. GO LAKERS.

  • LAL FAN

    I rather enjoyed reading this article because Bill Simmons is just a die hard Laker hater that you could tell it pained him to right so many good things about the Lakers. Yes, he did write this to try to jinx the Lakers, but it won’t work.

    Go Lakers!