From the creators of the Kobe/Gasol ’08 Bumper Stickers and the Vittiz, the guys of the Lakers Nation are proud to announce a slew of new merchandise!

As the season comes to an end, we here at the Lakers Nation thought this would be the perfect time to release new merchandise to  pimp out to your friends or take to those Lakers games at Staples Center.

So be sure to place your order before all these items are sold out…


Sasha Vujacic Wig – The luscious locks of Laker guard Sasha Vujacic is without rival. Now, own a part of this follicle fantasy for the Playoffs with your very own Machine Mane! Made from real Slovenian Alpaca Hair, the Machine Mane comes complete with 3 headbands for you to mix and match! Price: $39.99


DACO/Obama Replica CHANGE T-ShirtHEY YOUUUU GUYS! Show your Congolese spirit with this fabulous D.J. “DACO” Mbenga T-Shirt! Printed on 100% cotton American Apparel shirts with removable shoulder pads (not pictured). Price: 24.99


Kobe Bryant Temporary Replica Tattoo – Is your forearm missing something? A butterfly and a crown, perhaps? Well, TLN has got you covered with our brand new Black Mamba Temporary Tattoos! This temporary tattoo sheet is a full replica of the ink KB24 wears proudly on his arm! Price: $7.99


TLN Fist Pump – Celebrate the big three-pointer or the thunderous dunk the way the Lakers do with the TLN Fist Pump! Modeled after the famous fist pump used by Laker stars Kobe Bryant, Sasha Vujacic and Pau Gasol, it is the perfect way to cheer the team on to a Championship! Price: $19.99


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Sun Yue Pokémon Card – Oh, he wants to be the very best! Like no one ever was! Be the first to battle with our very own Sun Yue Pokémon card! Super-rare and holographic, the Sun Yue Pokémon card can take out a level five Yi Jianlian with just one hit! Price: $2.99


  • bassti

    Glad to be the first one fooled ;)

  • Sako

    Hahaha. much better than last years “TLN to become Kobe/Vanessa tabloid.” haha, id like the Kobe tattoo thing and Mbenga shirt though.

  • kwl331

    damn i want that daco shirt and sun yue card!! It’s 1st edition and its a hologram!!!

  • Jonny

    you know, some people might actually want the Machine hair..

    “Machine hair – Made with Machine!”

  • farmabrick

    How’s about an autographed brick signed by Sasha? Our a turnover baked by Farmar? Or a poster with the entire team dressed as matadors shouting “Ole” to commemorate their recent defensive efforts?

  • Andrew Rafner

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    you should do standup

  • stdecker

    wow dont give sasha any ideas, he will probally try to really sell those on his myspace page. Which by the way is a permanent joke.

  • BostonBlowsMyBalls

    No headbands please!!! Guys that wear headbands look so gay like the suckd!cks. I swear, every one of those fags wears a headband. It just makes you look like a retard… it’s so 70’s. Thank goodness no one on the Lakers wear one, except Vujabrick. She needs one to hold her hair back.

    How about selling some balls, brains, some toughness, or some microchips so we can reprogram the bench.

    • Yup

      Fuck you ur a fag for saying tht they r fags if they ware head bands.!
      nd Sasha Vujacic is not a girl like you, you pussy.!

  • dub824

    April fools……

  • zgum

    Happy April Fools!

    Anyway, You can definitely get your own LAKERS Design Shirt here or a Hate Boston Shirt, whatever…

    If you dont feel like buying, you can still get a free t-shirt…

  • Imadogg

    This stuff is sweet. Where’s the real order page?

  • i0ioooooi0i

    KG better be ready to take down the cavs. Lebron better know his place and lose to the Celtics on last year. It better be Lakers-Celtics )) in June. Eff Boston.

  • lainok

    I’m a lakers pariphinalia whore. joke or no joke, I want all those things.

  • toolake2handle

    Ya! Cause he’s got a great season going on so far!!!!

  • Mitch4Pres

    this is sick. u guys r awesome

  • Anthony

    Will the Sasha headband cause me to blow every shot I put up? (Kobe might be in a slump, but he’s proven himself. Sasha on the other hand? Hasn’t.)

    By the way, great work guys. Hehe.

  • kwame4mvp

    sasha blows.

  • JB

    What a great gag! Thanks for the laugh…Go Lakers

  • Farmabrick

    A. Raf: Thanks?

  • Justin M.

    LOL, id buy the daco shirt in a heart beat!!

  • baltimoresbest01

    i would honestly buy that mbenga shirt. no joke

  • machine lover

    haha omg that sasha wig is heinous!

  • machine lover

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    ok now i am legitimately convinced that you are in love with sasha. just admit it, considering hes all you ever talk about on here. good choice, sashas veryy handsome ;)

  • imfasterthanur

    Sun Yuekachu!?!

    I’m not even offended, I’m impressed. LOL!!!!

  • Jay D

    gold hulk hands are not that bad of an idea…

  • C Liddy

    make the card.

  • schnide

    i seriously want the dj shirt. i’m totally serious

  • badandy

    not funny…. i really want the kobe gold hulk hands!

  • Mitch4Pres

    u guys should actually make that dj shirt i would buy it


    I see all this talk on the DJ shirt, well F UCK YEAH I AGREE, I WOULD BUY THAT SHIRT IN A HEART BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • TLN

    I want sasha’s wigs.

  • i hate turnovers

    i want a sun yue pokemon card!!

  • Razor Ramon

    The sasha autographed brick would be awesome, put me down for two!!

  • karinLA24

    id buy the daco shirt :)
    LOVE MBENGA! haha.


    You guys messed up on the incredible Kobe hands. He needs to have two dislocated fingers. Then I would buy it in a heartbeat. Daco shirts are a good idea. Last years fool was much better.

  • sketch

    we should be able to buy the CONGO CASH EARS man!

  • i hate the color green

    i would totally buy some of lamar odom’s consistency but it looks like it’s been sold out for the longest

  • Lakers4Life

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    seemed like a good deal but u have to pay for shipping. :(

  • Brandon

    Now THIS is funny!

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