Wait. What? Did I hear this right? This writer claims Kobe to Chicago is a “done deal.” Ummm… what the hell is going on? Sound off Laker Nation!
PressTelegram: BULLS-BOUND: We’ve played a little hoop in our day, but it all came crashing down when we gave it up in disgust after the Cop Across the Street’s eldest son beat us in a game of H-O-R-S-E.
Happily, we’re still plugged in to the world of hoops (thanks, still, to the Cop Across the Street’s son who now roams freely in the world of the NBA, and by “freely” we mean he sits on the floor, Jack Nicholson-style, at Lakers games) enough to know that one-man Laker-wrecker, Kobe Bryant, is headed off to the Chicago Bulls. No rumor. Done deal. So that’s one problem we can finally scratch off our list of things to fret about, and a whole new reason to root against the Bulls.
Of course, there’s always an outside (so extraordinarily slim as to be nonexistence) chance that we’re wrong, but we would happily bet your money on it.