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It hasn’t been a pleasant week for Lakers star Kobe Bryant. After news broke that he underwent an experimental treatment on his right knee, he now finds himself at the center of a lawsuit.

This time around, a woman (and alleged prostitute) by the name of Selina Miller is making some, well… rather outrageous claims against Bryant. In a recent phone interview, Miller is on record saying that Bryant asked for her hand in marriage, promised her a ring and even completed a signed agreement binding him to those two things.

No, I’m serious. We didn’t fabricate this entire story because we couldn’t figure out what to write about during the lockout. This is really happening…

According to the story first published by the O.C. Register, she continued on and said:

“I’m upset because he promised me a ring, and then some other people influenced him, and I didn’t get it.”

Given the lunacy of these charges, it should come as no surprise that Miller is also accusing Mr. Bryant of regularly stopping by her house for “intimate relations”, something she states that he does with “multiple other women”.

If the name Selina Miller sounds familiar, it’s because this isn’t the first time she’s tried to sue Bryant. In 2009, she brought an equally asinine defamation suit against Kobe and the NBA which was promptly dismissed as “frivolous”.

I would have to imagine that it’s only a matter of time before Orange County Judge Steven L. Perk, who has been assigned to this case, echoes that very same sentiment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1638662652 Abdulrahman Dichari

    why?

    • 242lakerfan

       Im a big fat douche bag and i smell really bad

      • laffsatu

        finally some honesty on this weak-ass nation

  • Tristanspartan

    What the Fuck

  • http://twitter.com/m_andrade15 Michael Andrade

    Damn money whore

  • marss

    what the fuck… LOL
    that woman is craycray…

  • http://twitter.com/SoCalGal64 Auntie Dee Dee

    Why does this make it unpleasant week for Kobe? I’m happy he had something done to his knee.

  • Cadvadfas

    fake

  • Nick

    who ever the fuck you are, go fuck yourself you ho!

  • Shaibee2003@yahoo.com

    Ohh wow!! Some people have nothing else better to do than….hate!!!! She going to HELL with gasoline drawers on!

    • Victorespinoza62

      thats truth, just hating the next person they dont have better shit to do… than to make other people miserable, trust me when i tell u that…..

  • Victorespinoza62

    fuck that bitch u fuckin whore dont know what it feels when ur being acuse of some shit u havent done trust me ,, fuck u and ur mother fuckin fake accusations bitch 

  • Sweetdee214

    I’m suing Kobe 2 cause he didn’t bring LA another championship and he Promise…wow…that woman must be on Crack…lol…poor KOBE!!!!

  • Victorespinoza62

    i feel u kobe but fuck that one dollar whore dont let that bitch come in between ur family n ur kids basketball its one thing n family its another thing…. something that the whore dont have….so that whore wants ur money but fuck that whore

  • i0ioooooi0i

    kobe’s so fucking whack.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JPR4BT37BRHRKCGZT7UBW3OZ64 AB

    Kobe, man the F up and be a husband and father! Lead by example you retard

    • Anonymous

      Look, asshole, did you even wait for proof that he did anything wrong here or that he even knows the woman?

      No? But it’s still okay to insult him and pretend like he did?

      Well, how about I sue you for sexual misconduct for groping men’s balls? Who cares if I don’t have proof of you doing it, it’s a well-known fact that you’re gay, so yeah.

  • MSDNICETY

    WTF is this woman doing she has sex for a living and no telling how many other professional athletes she has been with but to keep going after Kobe is down right ridiculous. kobe is a superstar and i dont expect him to be a saint but in this business of celebrities it is what it is they can have anyone they want at any price and she keeps setting hers on KB. Kobe will come out on top again.     

    • Durt McGurt

      Haha! That’s what she said!

  • MSDNICETY

    WTF is this woman doing she has sex for a living and no telling how many other professional athletes she has been with but to keep going after Kobe is down right ridiculous. kobe is a superstar and i dont expect him to be a saint but in this business of celebrities it is what it is they can have anyone they want at any price and she keeps setting hers on KB. Kobe will come out on top again.     

  • Tre Taylor

    Kobe and #LakerNation sucks….signed #Mavericks!!!

    • Sweeteve73

      If Kobe and the Laker Nation Suck, Why the Heck are you on our site??? GO HOME!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YSWHZKFQPGPT37CQE223YOS76Y Jim Okerlund

    I find it funny how some of you are actually pointing the finger at Kobe for this when there’s absolutely no proof that he even knows this woman, much less even had sex with her.

    The only reason why she’s pointing Kobe out is because some people will think of Colorado and then somehow try to connect the two incidents like some other commenters apparently did.

  • Crankyppl

    I bet he doesn’t even know this woman. She also sued against Kobe in 2009, but she failed to succeed, so she obviously has a record of lying. 

  • F U Riley

    Fake Stories by a Fake Site . . . 100% complete garbage 

  • TotalBS

    Well, that asshole’s gtta show the proof of the signed agreement first. I wonder wut her mom’s teachin her about life. First, she becomes a prostitute, then she sues against Kobe in 2009, and suing against again now. Man, get a life, a REAL life!

  • Nick

    Keep your dick in your pants boy!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Sdweber72

      It is funny how the retards come out of their holes for a bullshit story against Kobe.
      Keep hating bitches!

      • Lakers need shooters

        Amen

    • http://pewlpit.com Pewlpit

      Guilty until proven innocent, unless you’re a professional athlete of course…

      And for helping to reinforce this higher standard your standards were recently broadcast  from the pewlpit… as the lead to this story.

  • Nick

    Keep your dick in your pants boy!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Colasuss

    Man Kobe gotta stay away from that BS man first eagle rock now this BS wow man come on now kobe enough is enough 

  • laffsatu

    242fakerfan mom needs to stop, kobes his daddy.

  • Anonymous

    The only way she can get some money for her BS is if the press picks it up, so Kobe would pay her to make the story go away.  Thanks LN for perpetuating it.  Pick up the claims of the next women that will eventually come along because of that!

  • kileer7

    It’s funny how easily people dismiss this as false considering Mr. Bryant’s history with women other than his wife. In all likelihood Mr. Bryant had extramarital sex with Selina Miller, and accordingly he acted in a manner fitting of high profile men: he tried to cut it off. Well Mr. Bryant, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, keep it in your pants, if not for the sake of your wife do it for the sake of your children.