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Hello, GetGarnett family!
Just as many of you Laker addicts, I have been scouring the internet and various news media for any little scrap of crumb that can give me a little sustenance in any hope of having Mr. Big Ticket playing in “forum blue” and gold.
Well, at another L.A. mega superstar’s debut, amongst “fútbol” fans in the stands, was the dark silhouette of the coveted Big Bald Head himself.
That’s right folks! We’ve seen him at the tennis tournaments supporting his friend Blake and now, along with, Arnold the Governator, Katie Holmes “Cruise”, her baby Suri Cruise, Posh Spice and many other stars, Kevin Garnett was gallivanting with soccer “suckheads” to catch a glimpse of English pretty boy David Beckham. Watch your television sports highlights tonight and you can see that the media frenzy was “Kobe-esque” to say the least.
Seeing Garnett cheer Beckham on, and then gasping in horror as the soccer player was tripped, convinces me even more that this guy’s true destiny is to be here in Los “Ang-Heles”. It was natural to witness him amongst the Hollywood Hoopla as it is natural for it to be traffic on the 405 freeway on the way to LAX. Therefore, my message to Garnett is the following:
Common you Farragut Academy graduate!!! Listen to ol’ Darth Vader himself! “This is your destiny. Join me (the Lakers) and together we will rule the empire!”
Mr. Big Ticket, why are you so afraid of something that seems so natural? Why is it that in this summer time you are spending your vacation in Malibu, enjoying local tennis tournaments, and then parading yourself at the Home Depot Center and yet continue to ignore laker die-hards who implore you to acknowledge them when they beg you to join our L.A .franchise? Why is it that you bathe in the L.A. sun during the summers and then subject yourself to the frigid winters of Minnesota during the basketball season when you can be here instead?
Please, GetGarnett.com family… Please! Help me answer some of these questions since, the horse himself won’t talk to us.