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#1 Guest_Nissan_*

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Posted August 02, 2008 - 09:25 PM

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First let me say this information is coming from the Chinese version of the National Inquiry so take it for what it is worth. Secondly the best thing about Melo, DWade and The King getting some "Love Me Long Time" affection is that Kobe Bryant wasn't with them because if he was that would have been an international incident. See your BonaFide Sports Expert will travel continents to provide you with stories you just won't get anywhere else. Now I got this as a tip from a Chinese reader who obviously thought I could read Chinese because the story is in Chinese but thanks to the handy "Google Translator" I can bring it to you in English. If the USA doesn't bring home the Gold Medal we can all blame the Chinese Prostitutes.


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Edited by Nissan, August 02, 2008 - 10:07 PM.


#2 SaintNicholasVanExel

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Posted August 02, 2008 - 10:05 PM

Secondly the best thing about Melo, DWade and The King getting some "Love Me Long Time" affection is that Kobe Bryant wasn't with them because if he was that would have been an international incident.

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Posted August 02, 2008 - 10:23 PM

That doesn't look like melo to me....O.o




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Posted August 02, 2008 - 11:44 PM

look at their faces....im starting to think they went for the girls, but only found the guys.

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 01:21 AM

look at their faces....im starting to think they went for the girls, but only found the guys.


Nah, HK doesn't have that much of the guys as opposed to gals....




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Posted August 03, 2008 - 01:23 AM

but look at their faces...its pure disappointment. :)

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 06:13 AM

but look at their faces...its pure disappointment. :)



Yeah something didn't go well there...
I say again, Wade is ugly without hair... :lol:

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 09:51 AM

Doesn't China have way more guys than girls because of that one child limit that they have? So families there are trying to have sons instead of daughters?
So if there are females left, they must not be that pretty - hence the look on their faces :lol:
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Posted August 03, 2008 - 11:11 AM

Doesn't China have way more guys than girls because of that one child limit that they have? So families there are trying to have sons instead of daughters?
So if there are females left, they must not be that pretty - hence the look on their faces :lol:



Nah, not in HK...
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Posted August 03, 2008 - 11:12 AM

I'm referring to....she-males...:(




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Posted August 03, 2008 - 11:20 AM

I'm referring to....she-males...:(



That's more a Thai thing isn't it, I think Honk Kong not so much. Or have you met any?.... :lol:

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 03:01 PM

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 03:39 PM

bald D wade reminds of Eddie murphy in Holy Man

Edited by Maddocks, August 03, 2008 - 05:48 PM.

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 05:40 PM

Wow :rock:

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 06:49 PM

eww. :mellow:

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 06:53 PM

Wow. Haha :mellow:

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 06:55 PM

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What is Melo touching? :lol:

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 08:24 PM

That's more a Thai thing isn't it, I think Honk Kong not so much. Or have you met any?.... :lol:


Nah haven't met any, but can't rule out the possibility....:lol:




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Posted August 03, 2008 - 10:33 PM

Let's just hope a happy ending comes out of all of this.

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Posted August 03, 2008 - 11:45 PM

Let's just hope a happy ending comes out of all of this.



An Asian wade? :lol:
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