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[Tobias Fünke]

http://www.sportsarg...Hakeem_Olajuwon


Hakeem's is pretty funny.

With Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, and Michael Jordan all out of the league, Hakeem decided to expand his dominance to more than just the 82 regular season games. After winning the NBA MVP award for the season, averaging 27.3 points per game, 11.9 rebounds per game, and 3.71 blocks per game,

[nameant]

Sounds like the truth to me. Like they say, the truth hurts.

Nah I don't mean to sound like such a hater. Hakeem was a hell of a player but if MJ hadn't retired, he'd have 0 rings.

[SaintNicholasVanExel]

lol.

Charles Barkley loves to play golf. Unfortunately, he sucks at it. HARD

[SaintNicholasVanExel]

hahah. thanks for posting this.

On the Clippers:

Home of the next NBA superstar, Shaun Livingston. We know he's the next great superstar because he can't shoot and has a hard time dribbling the basketball (or walking), even though he's a point guard. But he has a 'fro and he's young, plus Bill Simmons loves him. And quite frankly, that's all you need.

[L.A.K.E.R]

Thanks for the link. Really funny stuff!

Michael Jordan

Greatest Washington Wizards player ever. Also a famed GM, hot dog promoter, and gambler. Hates fa>ggots.

Didn't train in the pool. Did, however, pee in it.

[L.A.K.E.R]

"Garnett chilling with franchise killer Stephon Marbury"

[ファイナルファンタジ]

Steve Nash's made me laugh.

Takeover of North American professional sports

Secretly a member of the Jo'burg Crew with Olaf Kolzig, a secretive ploy to have South Africans take over North American professional sports.