I think Chris Kaman would be closest to my truest personality personally for me.
Swaggy P seems dope, but at some point he might be a little too wild and party-hardy for my style of being.
Kendall Marshall's definitely chill.
Marshon Brooks seems sorta depressing. I have days like that though so maybe we could bond off of that.
Of course one might think of Kobe, but realistically, he'd be disgusted at my presence and almost any fan for that matter imo. It'd be a complete waste of time for him especially. He's got far better things to do with his time and mostly gives a [expletive] about himself, his family, and that's it, lol imo.