Does Cousins shake hands with his own teammates?
12/6/13: LA Lakers @ Sacramento Queens
Posted December 07, 2013 - 01:39 AM
Posted December 07, 2013 - 01:40 AM
Posted December 07, 2013 - 03:54 AM
"Let's shake on it."
DeMarcus Cousins extended one hand towards his locker mirror. But before his reflection could return the gesture, he quickly whipped his hand over his head and slicked his hair back, whispering, "Too slow..."
His breathy psycho babble brought chills down Ben McLemore's spine as he stood in the corner by the towel hampers, having sent there after the game by their franchise player for getting the ball stolen from him by Wesley Johnson.
"Can...can I go home now?" Ben asked, nearly wetting his trousers as he spoke, knowing fully well that his efforts were futile. He then saw DeMarcus turn his head slowly towards him, the creaking of the machination inside his neck echoing through the locker room like the sound of rusty clock gears.
"But you are home..." Cousins replied, the corners of his lips slowly stuttering upwards, as if the beast was trying to emulate the most basic of human expressions: a smile.
Posted December 07, 2013 - 07:14 AM
Unexpected win. Let's give MDA some credit. He is making this team better and better without our superstar.
Arguably the greatest franchise ever
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