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#1 Thanatos

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Posted July 12, 2013 - 09:46 PM

Davis then launches into a several-minute-long description of driving from Vegas to L.A. and suddenly finding himself getting poked in the eyes by “f---ing ugly mother f---ers” in a steel spaceship.

“I’m a little tired and s---,” he begins. “And I see this light and I think it’s a big ass truck, you know, like, aww, f---. Like it’s gonna be traffic.

“And I was driving, driving, then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f---ing like steel thing and these f---ing crazy looking peole, like half-human, half, like, f---ing ugly motherf---ers,” he tells the podcast hosts.

http://www.nypost.co...I#axzz2YrlyfQEG


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Posted July 12, 2013 - 09:52 PM

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#3 lakers1o1

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Posted July 12, 2013 - 10:44 PM

Dammit Sam Cassell!!!  Leave Baron alon!!!


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#4 Marc Maron

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Posted July 12, 2013 - 11:41 PM

That alien thing is a joke. @nealbrennan please help me. People are outside my house in black suits #jk #meninblack


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#5 TKainZero

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Posted July 13, 2013 - 04:06 AM

wait... what..

how desperate is baron davis for attention?

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Posted July 13, 2013 - 02:10 PM

Saw this yesterday afternoon. Pretty hilarious.


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#7 Majesty

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Posted July 13, 2013 - 02:27 PM

He was on a comedian's radio show....

Ya'll took it serious?


"Bryant had come to rage against the idea that Howard's clownish disposition could overtake the locker room, the Lakers' culture, and had warned Howard that he would never, ever let it happen." 


#8 LakersCeb

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Posted July 13, 2013 - 05:22 PM

TKain has Zero sense of humor :laughing:



#9 Tommy Karate

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Posted July 13, 2013 - 08:46 PM

Damn reptilians.

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#10 David

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Posted July 14, 2013 - 11:49 AM

AUDIO

 

https://soundcloud.c...s-aliens-on-the


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Posted July 14, 2013 - 01:06 PM

^ It was in the link as well, lol.


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