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#1 LALakersFan4Life

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 05:27 PM

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One of the biggest songs in the country last year was an inane, sex-chant-infused Southern rap called "Crank That (Soulja Boy)," by young Soulja Boy Tell Em, from tiny Batesville, Mississippi, population 7,113. Soulja Boy Tell Em turned 18 this summer and is looking forward to voting for the first time. His monster hit song included repeated assertions of a cartoonishly absurd sex act: supermanning, or as he elaborated repeatedly in the song, "Superman that ho," which means to come on a woman's back and then put a sheet over her so it sticks to her back and she looks like she’s wearing a cape. Ridiculous stuff. He also chants repeatedly, "Supersoak that ho,” the meaning of which needs no explanation, given the neighborhood we're already in.

These are ludicrous suggestions that play into the Cro-Magnon conception of men using sex and sperm to attack and slay women. It's such a mean-spirited vision of sex that every time I heard the record I thought, I bet that before this came out, he was a virgin.

I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He said, "Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we'd still be in Africa.”

Last week in Atlanta, I got to interview Soulja Boy Tell Em. I found out just how young he really is. He was one of about ten rappers I interviewed in one day for my BET show, The Black Carpet. I decided it'd be fun to give all the rappers part of the Proust questionnaire. I thought it'd be a way to get beyond image and into who they really are. Most of the guys gave good, thoughtful, intelligent, sensitive answers. I asked Juelz Santana, “How would you like to die?” He said, "Loved."

Then came Soulja Boy Tell Em. I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, "Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters..." He said, "Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we'd still be in Africa."

My jaw, at this point, was on the ground."We wouldn't be here," he continued, having no idea how far in it he'd stepped, "to get this ice and tattoos."

Wow. Never mind that diamonds come from Africa. Never mind that there were many generations of pain in between leaving Africa and getting diamonds. Never mind that the long-term cataclysmic effects of subtracting about tens of millions of young, strong people from Africa over the course of a couple of centuries is a large part of the reason why Africa now appears so distasteful to you. Never mind all that, Soulja Boy. You put country first.

http://www.thedailyb...he-slave-trade/

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 05:31 PM

http://www.thedailyb...he-slave-trade/



What a dumbass.

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 05:32 PM

Wowwwww...

Someone needs to stay in school.

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 06:22 PM

So did he even answer the question? :rolleyes:

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 06:33 PM

What a dumb [expletive] :rolleyes:

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 07:20 PM

just when i thought i couldn't dislike this dude anymore...i can't even begin to insult that type of stupidity...i almost feel bad for him more than i'm offended by the statement

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 08:23 PM

Wow.... :unsure:

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Posted November 02, 2008 - 09:33 PM

i seriously think my IQ dropped, this guy is a straight :unsure: :hmm: :rock: :rock:
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Posted November 02, 2008 - 10:36 PM

he should just kill himself

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 05:11 PM

:clap: What a retard, oh gawd I can't stop laughing at how stupid he is.

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 05:38 PM

He and all of the new so call "rappers" are killing hip hop

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 05:59 PM

KILLING HIP HOP HE WAS MAKING A JOKE, NOW IT WAS IN BAD TASTE, BUT HE IS OK, HE WILL RECOVER FROM THIS
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Posted November 03, 2008 - 07:18 PM

KILLING HIP HOP HE WAS MAKING A JOKE, NOW IT WAS IN BAD TASTE, BUT HE IS OK, HE WILL RECOVER FROM THIS


How is it possible to recover from such a blatant level of stupidity?

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 07:20 PM

How is it possible to recover from such a blatant level of stupidity?

Its very easy...

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 07:20 PM

nooooooooooot gonna happen^

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 07:21 PM

que pendejo....

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 07:52 PM

que pendejo....



I think we all would agreed to that

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 09:53 PM

KILLING HIP HOP HE WAS MAKING A JOKE, NOW IT WAS IN BAD TASTE, BUT HE IS OK, HE WILL RECOVER FROM THIS


first you defend 50 cent now you defend souja boy

ok its a wrap you are a hip pop fan
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Posted November 03, 2008 - 09:54 PM

Even to this day, I still wonder how in the hell a big entire fanbase was created around Soulja Boy thanks to one hit (MORE LIKE CRAPPY) song...

i gues if i were to write a song similar to that and make up a "dance" to it, i could earn millions too. Anyone can..

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Posted November 03, 2008 - 10:38 PM

How is it possible to recover from such a blatant level of stupidity?

have you heard his music? haha, this probably won't hurt his sales or anything because the people listening to that garbage are probably just as ignorant as him

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