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#1 BeeZee

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 02:23 PM

The Lakers are the hottest of the hot right now, just like Alba. They have star power, and everyone wants a piece of them. They really don't have any visible flaws. They have a great starting lineup, probably the deepest bench in the league, a great coach, and Kobe Bryant. But, like Alba, they really haven't done anything of substance yet. Sure, they got to the Finals last year, and Alba has had a hit TV show. (see Angel, Dark) Is that really anything to brag about? Both are wildly popular, but until the Lakers make that next step, they will be like Alba, all hotness, but still waiting for that big role.


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I love Jessica Alba. Pretty funny to see some of the other comparisons they have.

Edited by BeeZee, October 30, 2008 - 02:25 PM.


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#2 pound4pound

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 02:24 PM

lakers dont have herpes :rock:
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Posted October 30, 2008 - 02:36 PM

lakers dont have herpes :rock:

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 02:47 PM

I wouldn't give my left nut to spend my life with the Lakers.

For Alba, I would.

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 02:49 PM

lakers dont have herpes :rock:


lolllllll

interesting comparisonsss..

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 02:53 PM

I wouldn't give my left nut to spend my life with the Lakers.

For Alba, I would.



Same here. Except i would give her the whole package :rock:

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 02:53 PM

I wouldn't give my left nut to spend my life with the Lakers.

For Alba, I would.


:lol: Agreed.
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Posted October 30, 2008 - 03:01 PM

haha funny...
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Posted October 30, 2008 - 04:11 PM

I'd rather be with the Lakers forever than Alba.

But yea I was gonna say, we're hot but we can't act?

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 04:14 PM

I wouldn't give my left nut to spend my life with the Lakers.

For Alba, I would.


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#11 ファイナルファンタジ

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 04:23 PM

Everyone is someone
Everyone is someone in L.A.
In L.A.

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#12 Aztek Lakerfan

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 04:23 PM

Hey, Jessica is hot!

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 05:34 PM

Same here. Except i would give her the whole package :huh:


Like in a jar? :look:

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Posted October 30, 2008 - 05:49 PM

I'd rather be with the Lakers forever than Alba.

But yea I was gonna say, we're hot but we can't act?


We've got Kobe, he can act, right? :look:

And we've got some guys who can act on the court too, like Fish and Sasha. :lol:
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Posted October 30, 2008 - 06:22 PM

I'm sorry... the Lakers are nothing like Jessica Alba.

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Posted October 31, 2008 - 08:34 AM

I'm sorry... the Lakers are nothing like Jessica Alba.

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exactly!


i've been sprung on the Lakers for 20+ years and it gets stronger by the season...after the 5th time i watched Fantastic Four, she got kinda 'meh'


Lakers > Herpes :rock:
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Posted October 31, 2008 - 08:49 AM

I'd live with herpes the rest of my life if it meant Jessica Alba was there with me.

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Posted October 31, 2008 - 05:25 PM

I'd live with herpes the rest of my life if it meant Jessica Alba was there with me.


Disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with anyone who has Herpes. It is contagious but manageable and treatable. In the near future, there is hope for a cure. Herpes is a disease that is alot more common than people realize with some very prominent celebrities, athletes, politicians and historical figures as carriers. The following should be viewed as humorous, not derogatory, judgmental, biased or prejudiced.

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Wait...what?

1. Alba has HERPES? Definite YUCK factor of 10.
2. She's not THAT hot...Seriously...my WIFE is prettier than her. (and I'm not just saying that).


If I'm going to CHOOSE to get an STD from someone, it would be Oprah...at least I know I'm going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of my life...

And the ALIMONY would be 6 figures at least...



Regular hot chick without HERPES >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jessica Alba WITH HERPES.

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Posted October 31, 2008 - 11:11 PM

Lakers>> Alba

#20 lakerswiz

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Posted October 31, 2008 - 11:13 PM

Disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with anyone who has Herpes. It is contagious but manageable and treatable. In the near future, there is hope for a cure. Herpes is a disease that is alot more common than people realize with some very prominent celebrities, athletes, politicians and historical figures as carriers. The following should be viewed as humorous, not derogatory, judgmental, biased or prejudiced.

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Wait...what?

1. Alba has HERPES? Definite YUCK factor of 10.
2. She's not THAT hot...Seriously...my WIFE is prettier than her. (and I'm not just saying that).


If I'm going to CHOOSE to get an STD from someone, it would be Oprah...at least I know I'm going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of my life...

And the ALIMONY would be 6 figures at least...



Regular hot chick without HERPES >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jessica Alba WITH HERPES.

She doesn't really have herpes, it was just a rumor that spun out of control.

It is great to use when comparing the great deal of length I'd go to to be with her though.

And if your wife is that pretty, then got damn, I need to get into medical school.




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