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#21 MDI

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Posted March 31, 2013 - 09:16 PM

I do this every year, even if I can get 1 person to fall for it, Im content :D


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Posted March 31, 2013 - 09:32 PM

This is how I envision this went

PAU: [expletive] [expletive], u puede encestó un tiro de vez en cuando?

EARL: DA HELL YOU JUS SAY TO ME YOU BIG ASS GRIZZLY LOOKIN MOTHER[expletive]ER?

PAU: I said "[expletive] [expletive], can you hit a jumper once in awhile?

EARL: EVER SINCE YO SOFT ASS GOT BACK WE OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN. [expletive] HOE.

DWIGHT: Yo, c'mon guys lets just get back to playing, we need to get ready for Dallas on Tuesday.

PAU: WTF [expletive]? Cómo yo culo de nuevo en la línea de tiros libres y aprender a hacer una [obscenidad] mierda de tiro libre!

DWIGHT: Pau I don't speak Spanish, the [expletive] you sayin?

PAU: WTF [expletive]? Get yo ass back on the free throw line and learn how to make a [expletive]ing free throw mother[expletive]er. THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

D'ANTONI: Hey! Get it together y'all! Now lets get back to practice. (Instructs team) Run it over again. Ok, Kobe get in the mid post. Pau get back over there (points to the top of key three point line). Jodie I want you behind the three point at all times, if I see you go inside the three point line I'm going to pull you. Steve, (Blake) get the [expletive] out the way. Dwight, get back over there, (points to a different court), keep shooting free throws. ALL RIGHT, NOW RUN IT AGAIN!

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Posted March 31, 2013 - 09:38 PM

lol



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Posted March 31, 2013 - 09:44 PM

This is how I envision this went

PAU: [expletive] [expletive], u puede encestó un tiro de vez en cuando?

EARL: DA HELL YOU JUS SAY TO ME YOU BIG ASS GRIZZLY LOOKIN [expletive]?

PAU: I said "Shit [expletive], can you hit a jumper once in awhile?

EARL: EVER SINCE YO SOFT ASS GOT BACK WE OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN. [expletive] HOE.

DWIGHT: Yo, c'mon guys lets just get back to playing, we need to get ready for Dallas on Tuesday.

PAU: WTF nigga? Cómo yo culo de nuevo en la línea de tiros libres y aprender a hacer una puta mierda de tiro libre!

DWIGHT: Pau I don't speak Spanish, the [expletive] you sayin?

PAU: WTF [expletive]? Get yo ass back on the free throw line and learn how to make a [expletive]ing free throw [expletive]. THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

D'ANTONI: Hey! Get it together y'all! Now lets get back to practice. (Instructs team) Run it over again. Ok, Kobe get in the mid post. Pau get back over there (points to the top of key three point line). Jodie I want you behind the three point at all times, if I see you go inside the three point line I'm going to pull you. Steve, (Blake) get the fuck out the way. Dwight, get back over there, (points to a different court), keep shooting free throws. ALL RIGHT, NOW RUN IT AGAIN!

Let me edit the D'Antoni quote for you.

D'ANTONI: Hey! Get it together y'all! Now, let's get back to practice. Run it over again. Kobe, top of the key. Blake, left corner three. Meeks, right corner three. Gasol, start in the post and slowly drift out to the three. Dwight, pretend like you're going to get fed in the post. Someone go get Nash another towel for him to elevate his head on over there. Jamison, actually, just come in for Dwight, because we're playing far too big right now, and five seconds in, leak out to the three with Pau. Clark, don't you move from that chair...start up a convo with Dwight on the bench.



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Posted March 31, 2013 - 09:58 PM

Let me edit the D'Antoni quote for you.

D'ANTONI: Hey! Get it together y'all! Now, let's get back to practice. Run it over again. Kobe, top of the key. Blake, left corner three. Meeks, right corner three. Gasol, start in the post and slowly drift out to the three. Dwight, pretend like you're going to get fed in the post. Someone go get Nash another towel for him to elevate his head on over there. Jamison, actually, just come in for Dwight, because we're playing far too big right now, and five seconds in, leak out to the three with Pau. Clark, don't you move from that chair...start up a convo with Dwight on the bench.


D'Antoni: Jodie! What are you doing?! Creating off the dribble? Shoot the damn ball ya'll! Spread the floor!

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Posted March 31, 2013 - 10:03 PM

D'Antoni: Jodie! What are you doing?! Creating off the dribble? Shoot the damn ball ya'll! Spread the floor!


Jodie should never try to create off the dribble :P that much is clear by now :D

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Posted March 31, 2013 - 10:46 PM

D'Antoni: Jodie! What are you doing?! Creating off the dribble? Shoot the damn ball ya'll! Spread the floor!


Edit:

D'Antoni: Meeks, scratch that, you are our best finisher at the rim. Whenever we get a fast break going, I want you to just run straight to the rim and go for a lay up. I know you can shoot the three ball, but let's elevate your game....

Scratch that, shoot more threes actually.

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Posted March 31, 2013 - 10:52 PM

One more

D'Antoni and Mitch speaking in the post season about some changes that Mitch wants to make.

Mitch: I'm thinking about shipping that Pau expiring contract to pair Dwight with another player to spend their futures in LA.

D'Antoni: How about a package for Kyle Korver and Reddick. We need to spread the darn floor with some shooter. Not getting enough shots up! Let's add another shooting coach to see if we can get Dwight to spot up from 3 on the break. Shooting big men ya'll!

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Posted March 31, 2013 - 10:53 PM

As soon as I saw Pau leads a physical practice I smelt a rat lol. That's like saying Dwight leads a free throw clinic :D!!! I actually kind of wish it was true though haha.

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Posted March 31, 2013 - 11:21 PM

As soon as I saw Pau leads a physical practice I smelt a rat lol. That's like saying Dwight leads a free throw clinic :D!!! I actually kind of wish it was true though haha.

 

I think the part that automatically threw me off was the referrence of Broussard...



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Posted March 31, 2013 - 11:48 PM

^Yeah that was the first clue and the Pau part sealed it lol.

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Posted April 01, 2013 - 01:12 AM

That was good. Nice job.

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Posted April 01, 2013 - 05:24 AM

if only Pau had a back bone to speak up & play to his talent


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Posted April 01, 2013 - 08:24 AM

hahaha definitely got me at first!



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Posted April 01, 2013 - 08:43 AM

lol. broussard tired of being insignificant.


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Posted April 01, 2013 - 09:03 AM

Should of been real.. 


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Posted April 01, 2013 - 09:06 AM

The funniest part was Broussard, lol.

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Posted April 01, 2013 - 09:18 AM


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Posted April 01, 2013 - 09:26 AM

Gotta be a April Fool's joke. :laughing:
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Posted April 01, 2013 - 03:29 PM

ok seriously....i know it's april fools....but why do i keep forgetting that it's april fools!? lol






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