Robert Sacre's dark secret past; a former prison breakout from IllinoisSacre a run-away prisoner
Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:16 PM
Robert Sacre has a very dark past. This gun-slinging, dirty-dancin', bench-warming, rookie-center-extraordinaire was formerly known as Fernando Sucre in his previous life before joining the Lakers. He was once a prisoner at Fox River Penitentiary in Joliet, Illinois. He is originally from Puerto Rico and he was forced to change his name from Sucre to Sacre, in order to run from the authorities (he even grew out a little beard!). Through his good friend, Michael Scofield, he was able to break out from the prison and lead a successful basketball career. It's only a matter of time before the mafia ring leader, David Stern, finds out about Sucre's dark past...
FERNANDO SUCRE IS NOW... ROBERT SACRE...
Sucre, re-living his gun-slinging days, now known as Sacre...
Sorry guys, I couldn't help it... I know it's not April Fool's just yet, but damn we can use a laugh right now in the midst of all this dark energy in the lakerland. Prison Break is a top notch show, and all four seasons are available on Netflix Instant! Could you blame me? Every time I see Sucre on screen, I keep thinkin' of Sacre! They look the same, they act the same (happy go lucky and passionate), and they have the SAME NAME!
Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:24 PM
Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:28 PM
One loss at the end of a back to back after a 5 game winning streak is dark times apparently =p
Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:33 PM
KOBE. #VINO. BRYANT.
Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:35 PM
"Love me or hate me it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, hate my swagger, hate my fade-away, my hunger, hate that i'm a veteran, A champion, hate that. Hate it with all your heart, and hate that i'm loved for the exact same reasons." - Kobe
Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:47 PM
Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:57 PM
Though I will say that this WAS creative and thanks for trying
Posted December 27, 2012 - 11:01 PM
"You watch anime?"
- "Yeah, I just got into it! Just recently, I just started watching Attack on Ti-"
"Get away from me, pleb."
Posted December 27, 2012 - 11:43 PM
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