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Robert Sacre's dark secret past; a former prison breakout from Illinois

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#1 Beethovenite

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:16 PM

He might have fooled the NBA, he but he can't fool us no more! The truth is out...

Robert Sacre has a very dark past. This gun-slinging, dirty-dancin', bench-warming, rookie-center-extraordinaire was formerly known as Fernando Sucre in his previous life before joining the Lakers. He was once a prisoner at Fox River Penitentiary in Joliet, Illinois. He is originally from Puerto Rico and he was forced to change his name from Sucre to Sacre, in order to run from the authorities (he even grew out a little beard!). Through his good friend, Michael Scofield, he was able to break out from the prison and lead a successful basketball career. It's only a matter of time before the mafia ring leader, David Stern, finds out about Sucre's dark past...

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FERNANDO SUCRE IS NOW... ROBERT SACRE...

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Sucre, re-living his gun-slinging days, now known as Sacre...

Sorry guys, I couldn't help it... I know it's not April Fool's just yet, but damn we can use a laugh right now in the midst of all this dark energy in the lakerland. Prison Break is a top notch show, and all four seasons are available on Netflix Instant! Could you blame me? Every time I see Sucre on screen, I keep thinkin' of Sacre! They look the same, they act the same (happy go lucky and passionate), and they have the SAME NAME!



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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:20 PM

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#3 lakers1o1

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:24 PM

Damn.. to think you invested all your time into this!

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#4 Chad

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:28 PM

:woot:

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#5 Majesty

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:28 PM

Well that's different....

One loss at the end of a back to back after a 5 game winning streak is dark times apparently =p

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#6 David

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:33 PM

Am I the only one who didn't understand what this guy's message is and what point is he trying to get across?

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#7 bobekryant

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:33 PM

Tough crowd LOL

#8 Yaboy

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:35 PM

Its a joke ppl,... Relax.

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#9 MrKnowItAll

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:35 PM

Inb4 lock

#10 hotpocket

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:39 PM

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#11 ツ  

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:39 PM

i found it funny.

#12 Beethovenite

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:41 PM

Well that joke bombed... can't say I didn't try! :cool2:

#13 bigvee

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:47 PM

Finally, someone who isn't bringing negativity into the board. Good thread, funny stuff.

#14 MysticBlu~

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:53 PM

Lmao wow

#15 bigfetz

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:54 PM

Well someone was bored

#16 Majesty

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:57 PM

Not that I don't appreciate the joke :) I just see threads that aren't "serious" taken down so I don't hold hope for creative ones like this ;)

Though I will say that this WAS creative and thanks for trying :)

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#17 JEN

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 10:57 PM

:laughing: that was great

#18 MDI

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 11:00 PM

this was funny :laughing:

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Props to sidthekid871


#19 Disaster in Paradise

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 11:01 PM

Nice, I guess.

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#20 jax24

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Posted December 27, 2012 - 11:43 PM

Good stuff!!! He does have a good resemblance to Sacre and a similar name lol!!! Props for the creative storyline too haha.




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