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Posted October 20, 2008 - 02:34 PM
Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns
Sure-thing rings lost to Wallaces and Olajuwons
You're a true, what? You're a true blue pr*ck
On the outside you're happy, on the inside you're sick
Oh, my bad, I forgot, that's just part of your schtick
Admit it, you just mad 'cause your career's almost over
You're a black hole while I'm still supernova
And while we're on the topic of being a star
I'll be in Phoenix in February—can I borrow your car?
Since I'll be in the game, I won't drive it too far
I remember when you had the Reebok Shaqnosis
Now you're working on a coronary thrombosis
I live in the gym, you've got a body by Hostess
Nike makes me shoes and spots, I jump cars for fun
Tell you what, I'd rather hang with Jackass than be one
You claim to be a player, but I f*cked your wife
Yeah, that's just jokes, but—haha—I f*cked your life
Wanna go after me for your problems, nah, that's all on you
And those big alimony checks—those are all on you too
Watch Shaunie stack those chips while you get blue
And what's this I hear about how you went after Kareem?
You'll never be like him, he was part of a team
Forget about Cap, were you even better than Dream?
Please explain the MDE with one MVP?
That's like calling yourself a forest when you're only one tree
Russ had five, Wilt had four, even Moses had three
As for the rings, yeah, you wound up with four
But the Most Dominant Ever should really have more
You weren't the most feared to ever step on the floor
Those three titles we won, yeah, I couldn't have done it without you
At least I can admit it, how 'bout you, Shaq-Fu?
It's always all about you—the big center of attention
But you ain't notorious, never had that dimension
Coulda stayed in L.A. but you had to have that extension
You can score in the paint, can't get it done at the line
Say "I hit 'em when it matters" and everything's fine?
Those ugly-[expletive] bricks don't take from your shine?
Nah, I guess not, but while it may not hurt your fame
It's something to consider when you're benched at the end of the game
And now new guys are coming through to rip that S off your arm
Bad enough you lost your game, now you even lost your charm
What ever happened to you, when did you get so bitter?
Used to be a champion, now you're a quitter
Could have done more in Miami if you only got fitter
If you couldn't take the fire, should have stayed out the Heat
You're so out of shape you can barely THINK on your feet
And they even took your badges, that I'm sorry to hear
Because at least then you might have had another career
Call yourself a cop? You're nothin' but a pig
And rhyme all you want, you can never be Big
I'm a Laker for life, you're just another man on a journey
In fact, don't ever speak to me, just call my attorney
Keep playing with fire, you ain't gonna burn me
You think you can spit? Like those six Grammies mattered?
You never were [expletive], but I'm glad you were flattered
You never really could rhyme, got carried by many
Kind of like how it worked with Dwyane, Kobe and Penny
People only rhymed on your records because they knew you had money
You think they laughed at your jokes 'cause they thought you were funny?
Always thought you was Vito when you're really a Sonny
As for your movies, they laughed WITH you, as far as you know
But maybe you should go back to school, like Neon Boudeaux
And hey, my coach came back, unlike Mike D'Antoni
He chose the KNICKS over you, you big f*cking phony
You think you a horse, but you barely a pony
I'll be in Beijing this summer, going for gold
You could be too, if you weren't so old
Face it, you mad, that's why you came at me first
If I show you my trophy, will it slake your MVP thirst?
I got to stay home, you got displaced.
As years go by, your memories erased.
What was that, Diesel? How does your [expletive] taste?
Shouldn't you know? You're the one sh*tfaced.
Posted October 21, 2008 - 04:50 PM
Do this at post a rhyme.
United we stand. Divided we fall.
Posted October 21, 2008 - 06:07 PM
Posted October 21, 2008 - 06:11 PM
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