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[Real Deal]

The general rules...

1) Participants will post a max of 16 lines.

2) Nobody else can post in the topic until the two participants have replied.

3) Voting will be for three days. All members voting will need to state their winner, followed by reason(s) as to why they placed their vote. No vote will count without a legitimate reason.

4) No bypassing the word censor, but you can attack your opponent (participants must understand and accept this, given the competition). No racial or gay slurs.

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For this first round, each participant will need to have at least one line mocking their opponent's display name.

Also, for at least one line, the Lakers have to be incorporated...either a player (past or present) or the team, or anything having to do with the organization.

Heir gets to decide who posts their rap first, being the higher-seeded participant. He'll make that choice in the following post, and at that point, one or the other will have the green light to post their lines.

[Grandpa Herman]

Pullin up to ya block at nighttime all black, can't even see me coming
Battling tha kid? you musta lost ya mind you snow crack dummy
You not a joke, just a bad punchline dawg you not even funny
And if ya hungry I can empty this whole clip in ya stomach
I'll KO you wit these bars and like Artest I'll flex
Delivering lyrical bullets in yo direction that you can catch wit ya neck
The way you rhyme I can't tell if you rock britches or got a dress on
If it wasn't for the rules I'd do what MJ did to Kwame and drop kick you wit a F-Bomb
Just be real witcha self dawg, you might as well come out the closet after this diss
Kuz it's nuthin more suspect than a rapper who calls himself "Hershey's Kiss"
I'mma end this assault here, you not even worth the full 16
Ya short lived rap career is over, good riddance R-I-P

[K0be10-11]

Damn, Heir. You went in.

[fedefox]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayumn!

[SHAQ WHERE YOU AT]

You say I'm not worth it, but truth is you too dumb to write sixteen
My flow's so [expletive]ing filthy that I should be taking listerine
I'm suspect? Your favourite rapper's been caught kissing guys
Heir? More like Her, you a chick whose in disguise
You pull up outside my house when the street lights start to flicker
But I'm 17, who the [expletive] are you, Gary Glitter?
Your career going down the [expletive]ter, c'mon man, don't be bitter
Or you just end up upset like Ginobili and Splitter
Only one H in Hersey, why'd you spell it wrong for?
I'm Van Excellent, you Smush Parker, you're rapping poor
Now you feeling sore like your mouth been running too much
Make you a lyrical crutch, because I know you out of touch
You making [expletive] up online, you ain't never hold a gun
This ain't even fun, I'm pretty glad that I'm almost done
You're making Magic, I'm a hawk, and I ran before I walk
You're [expletive]ing useless, the lyrical equivilent of a spork.

[JRG_24]

Nice finish by Heir. Vote goes to him.

[True Lakers Fan]

Heir... more lyrical contact

[Draztik]

Damn Hersey's you shoulda stayed serious on this. You had my vote until you started playing around at the end. It was pretty close to me because I look for actual personal disses instead of just generic lyrical lines that can be used here, in a song, or against anyone really. Hersey started flipping Heir's lines and getting more disses in but then you just let your foot off the pedal towards the end.

Vote Heir

[GP1_KB24]

Hersey did good but fell off at the end. Heir was good throughout.


Vote goes 2 Heir.

[fedefox]

Damn, pretty even, congrats to both of ya, my vote goes to Hersey cause it was pretty hard to comeback from what Heir did and you may have fell at the end but you did a helluva job kid.

[L.A.K.E.R]

I like sporks with my listerine.

[SHAQ WHERE YOU AT]

Damn Hersey's you shoulda stayed serious on this. You had my vote until you started playing around at the end. It was pretty close to me because I look for actual personal disses instead of just generic lyrical lines that can be used here, in a song, or against anyone really. Hersey started flipping Heir's lines and getting more disses in but then you just let your foot off the pedal towards the end.

Vote Heir

I had nothing else to say and wanted to finish it earlier, but I would've looked like a complete wanker if I dissed him for not writing 16 and then didn't write 16 myself... so i just threw some [expletive] together

Edited by Hersey's Kiss, May 02, 2011 - 12:28 AM.

[LakersGAFan]

Herseys was pretty strong early then it faded.
The best line of both was
But I'm 17, who the [expletive] are you, Gary Glitter?

Heir was more consistant though.
So vote goes to Heir.

[Junayd]

vote Heir.

[JRG_24]

Whats the hold up?

[Real Deal]

Severe depression due to the Lakers being swept. Sorry guys...I'll start the second round ASAP.