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[Real Deal]

The general rules...

1) Participants will post a max of 16 lines.

2) Nobody else can post in the topic until the two participants have replied.

3) Voting will be for three days. All members voting will need to state their winner, followed by reason(s) as to why they placed their vote. No vote will count without a legitimate reason.

4) No bypassing the word censor, but you can attack your opponent (participants must understand and accept this, given the competition). No racial or gay slurs.

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For this first round, each participant will need to have at least one line mocking their opponent's display name.

Also, for at least one line, the Lakers have to be incorporated...either a player (past or present) or the team, or anything having to do with the organization.

LakersGAFan gets to decide who posts their rap first, being the higher-seeded participant. He'll make that choice in the following post, and at that point, one or the other will have the green light to post their lines.

[LakersGAFan]

Kobe-Wan can do his thing first. Thanks.

[Kobe-Wan Kenobi]

Yo man u come from Atlanta land of the planes home of the Coke
But your tongue is more like your Gelato, ice cold
Who u think u are to beat a jedi
Go hiding on the Island, Jacob says hi
Ya'd need more than a bit of Smoke to beat me
Be thankful I am takin' it really easy
Don't underrate a 7 seed like me
Gotta fire all your weapons LT
I got powers as Black Mamba at the buzzer
To take me down like Chris oh my Gosh ya gotta hire a sniper

[LakersGAFan]

Kobe-Wan Kenobi name frontin like ya got the Force I see,
But your light sabers brown from a bad colonoscopy,
Put ya on my 1st ATL plane back to Italy,
Bow down to this Syth Lord ya best respect my pedigree,
You a pretend Mamba in the pit with a certified Cobra,
Ya rhymez suck dick like Mariah Carey did for Tom Mottola,
Your more like Luke missing shots over and over.
Plus didn’t he do a lil sumpthin sumpthin wit Louis Scola??
This is TLN RYM and I finna kill ya 1 line at a time,
Cant duck this 1st round knockout I be Tyson in his prime,
I play Colorado Kobe with ya gurl over the chair I bend her,
She screamin yaboi'z name out as she climax "ohhhh GAFan Hefner",
How much more verbal rape can you take Kenobi,
We aint need no more rounds RD gimme my mutha [expletive]in trophy,
Ya'll just cant compete with my level of Hu$tle,
Its like I’m Michal Jordan and your Byron Russell.

[GP1_KB24]

My vote goes to LakersGAFan.

More organized, crazy rhyming, and better disses.

"We aint need no more rounds RD gimme my mutha [expletive]in trophy,
Ya'll just cant compete with my level of Hu$tle,
Its like I’m Michal Jordan and your Byron Russell."

[True Lakers Fan]

GA fan you went off.... WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Draztik]

LT weeent innnnn, damn homie you didn't tell me we were bringing out the heat for the first round haha. Kobe-Wan you did good homie, you actually dissed him throughout your verse & showed promise, you will be a problem in future RYM's if you keep at it.

vote GAFan

[Simba]

Much better round guys. My vote goes to GA, he has some killer lines (especially the last two lines).

Edited by Confidence248, April 22, 2011 - 11:14 AM.

[K0be10-11]

My vote goes to GA, he got my vote from those last two lines.

[LakersGAFan]

thanks yall. 4 realz I knew Kobe-Wan came ill so I had to hustle on the rebound yada I mean. He was tight and motivated me. Definetll a great round.

[Kobe-Wan Kenobi]

Y'all have to admit he had to fire all his weapons in order to beat me. I forced you to 16 in the first round GA!

[JEN]

vote goes to GAFan

[JRG_24]

My vote goes to GAfan.

haha especially like your first half of bars.

[Windu]

Kobe-Wan Kenobi name frontin like ya got the Force I see,
But your light sabers brown from a bad colonoscopy,
Put ya on my 1st ATL plane back to Italy,
Bow down to this Syth Lord ya best respect my pedigree,
You a pretend Mamba in the pit with a certified Cobra,
Ya rhymez suck dick like Mariah Carey did for Tom Mottola,
Your more like Luke missing shots over and over.
Plus didn’t he do a lil sumpthin sumpthin wit Louis Scola??
This is TLN RYM and I finna kill ya 1 line at a time,
Cant duck this 1st round knockout I be Tyson in his prime,
I play Colorado Kobe with ya gurl over the chair I bend her,
She screamin yaboi'z name out as she climax "ohhhh GAFan Hefner",
How much more verbal rape can you take Kenobi,
We aint need no more rounds RD gimme my mutha [expletive]in trophy,
Ya'll just cant compete with my level of Hu$tle,
Its like I’m Michal Jordan and your Byron Russell.

oh my damn

all of the verses are pretty solid.

well written and well put together. Like how ga used kobe wan's handle to attack him.

Edited by Windu, April 24, 2011 - 04:23 PM.

[Instigator]

Last line was dope, my vote goes to GAFan

[Bynumite17]

lol gafan

[pointguard11]

"light sabers brown from a bad colonoscopy"

[Real Deal]

Congrats to LakersGAFan.