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#1 Guest_Nissan_*

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Posted October 04, 2008 - 02:19 PM

"That's why I [expletive]ed your [expletive], You fat mother[expletive]er" - 2Pac dissing Piggy (Hit Em Up)

"E-I-H-T, shall I continue, you left the G out because the G aint in you" - DJ Quik dissing MC Eiht (Dollaz and Sense)

"Em, you claim your mama's a crack head, Kim is a known slut, so what's Hailey gonna be when she grows up?" Ja Dissing M&M, 50, and Dre.

Em has never been the same since Ja said that about his family. :rock:

#2 lakerswiz

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Posted October 04, 2008 - 02:29 PM

"Em, you claim your mama's a crack head, Kim is a known slut, so what's Hailey gonna be when she grows up?" Ja Dissing M&M, 50, and Dre.

Em has never been the same since Ja said that about his family. :rock:

Funny thing is that since Ja said that he hasn't had a career.

#3 SaintNicholasVanExel

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Posted October 04, 2008 - 03:32 PM

dissing the world:
"Will Smith don't have to cuss in his rap to sell records, but I do, so [expletive] him and [expletive] you too."
-eminem

Edited by SaintNicholasVanExel, October 04, 2008 - 03:38 PM.


#4 SaintNicholasVanExel

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Posted October 04, 2008 - 03:41 PM

uno mas
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Posted October 04, 2008 - 03:43 PM

Funny thing is that since Ja said that he hasn't had a career.

POWWWWW haha
yea that line against em's daughter
making the whole shady-aftermath camp go after
him fucced his and murder inc's career up.



#6 Imadogg

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Posted October 04, 2008 - 03:53 PM

"I murder you then I, run a train on Mobb Deep! Don't [expletive] with me
[expletive] you're barely livin, don't you got sickle cell?
See me have a seizure on stage, you ain't feelin well, hell
How many [expletive]az wanna be involved?
See I was only talkin to Biggie, but I'll kill alla y'all, then ball"
-2Pac

Tryna think of more while staying away from the obvious ones

#7 popo

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Posted October 04, 2008 - 05:45 PM

'' Ima call you Theo cuz you weigh 92.3 pounds'' DJ Quik dissing MC Eiht

Edited by popo, October 04, 2008 - 05:55 PM.

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Posted October 04, 2008 - 07:58 PM

"That's a one hot album every ten year average"
- Jay-Z dissing Nas

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#9 Icker

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Posted October 05, 2008 - 07:40 AM

Theres tooo many by Immortal, I have to go pick one

#10 MDI

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Posted October 05, 2008 - 11:45 AM

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This just in................
The Chicago Cubs are moving to the Philippines !
From this day forward, they will be officially known as the Manila Folders.


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Props to sidthekid871


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Posted October 07, 2008 - 09:20 PM

"an 83 year old, fake pacino
so how can he hold me over some bal-cony
without throwing his lower back out
as soon as he goes to lift me
please don't, you'll probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
but then again you finally get your wish
cause you'll be all over the street like 50 cent"

"asken me what i know about inditements, bite me!
[expletive] i got 2 cases and probation, Fight me!"

"If you that much of a gangsta put the mic down
you should be out killing mutha[expletive]as right now
kill a mutha[expletive]a dead, kill him dead [expletive]
shoot him in the [expletive]ing head, go ahead [expletive]
slap my mom, slap the [expletive] out of her
she can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of you
cause your broke as [expletive], you suck
you're a [expletive]ing joke , if u was really selling coke
well then what the [expletive] you stop for dummy!
if u slew some crack
you'd make alot more money than you do from rap"

em

Edited by Lakers818, October 07, 2008 - 09:20 PM.

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Posted October 07, 2008 - 09:38 PM

"an 83 year old, fake pacino
so how can he hold me over some bal-cony
without throwing his lower back out
as soon as he goes to lift me
please don't, you'll probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
but then again you finally get your wish
cause you'll be all over the street like 50 cent"

"asken me what i know about inditements, bite me!
[expletive] i got 2 cases and probation, Fight me!"

"If you that much of a gangsta put the mic down
you should be out killing mutha[expletive]as right now
kill a mutha[expletive]a dead, kill him dead [expletive]
shoot him in the [expletive]ing head, go ahead [expletive]
slap my mom, slap the [expletive] out of her
she can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of you
cause your broke as [expletive], you suck
you're a [expletive]ing joke , if u was really selling coke
well then what the [expletive] you stop for dummy!
if u slew some crack
you'd make alot more money than you do from rap"

em

I like the song. Props.

#13 magicbalala245

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Posted October 08, 2008 - 06:53 PM

not my favorite but 50 been never the same after he said these lyrics

You know me, black on black bentley, big ol' black nine
I'll clap your monkey [expletive], get black on black crime
Big ol' chrome rims, gleem you know why I shine
C'mon man, you know how I shine


Got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, why I don't hear no shots
That fat [expletive] thought Lean Back was "In Da Club"
My [expletive] sold 11 mill, his [expletive] was a dud


Jada don't [expletive] with me if you wanna eat
Cause I'll do your lil [expletive] like Jay did Mobb Deep
Yeah Jimmy, in New York, [expletive]as like your vocals
But that s only in New York, dawg your [expletive] is local


And the biggest mistake dissing nas

Kelis said her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Then Nas went and tattooed the [expletive] on his arm
I mean that way out in Cali, [expletive]as know you cuz
First thing they say about you, is you a sucker for love


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Posted October 13, 2008 - 07:56 PM

You can find alot of diss tracks on this page, All Westcoast.

http://www.undergrou....com/disses.htm

Edited by popo, October 13, 2008 - 07:56 PM.

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#15 Lakers818

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Posted October 13, 2008 - 08:36 PM

You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly
In '88 you was getting chased through your building
Calling my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers
All I did was gave you a style for you to run with
Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the god

Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas

How much of Biggie's rhymes is gonna come out your fat lips?
Wanted to be on every last one of my classics
You pop [expletive], apologize, [expletive], just ask Kiss


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Posted October 13, 2008 - 08:44 PM

"That's why I [expletive]ed your [expletive], You fat mother[expletive]er" - 2Pac dissing Piggy (Hit Em Up)


best one^

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Posted October 14, 2008 - 04:13 PM

"Got dissed by eminem but did it bother him-YEP-but he CLASSY.. Big Will just get another 20 mil walk right passed E" -Will smith (Nice Guy) on eminem hahahaha

"Why should I try to sound like y'all sound
That's what's wrong with the rap game right now
Man, it's like a circus wit a bunch of clowns
Wit a bunch of clicks I'll probably rap circles around"

"Let's talk about love for the game
I mean real love
Back before there was fame
I'm real wit it
I ain't claiming to reign
But when y'all talk about rap
Y'all gon start saying my name"

"Yo the first ever rap grammy
Let's talk about the only reason yo [expletive] went to Miami
(Yup) truck wit rims (check) throw back jersey (check)
champagne bottles (check) lot's of models (check)
Damn that's the list for 90 percent of ya'll videos and songs
Am I wrong"
----------------------Will Smith "Lost and Found" on all the rap sell-outs

"Black radio, they won't play though
Ever since "Summertime" they ain't liked none of mine
Even though the fans went out & bought enough
I guess they think Will ain't hard enough
Maybe I should just have a shoot out
Run up in the bank, bustin', grabbin' all the loot out
Whoop somebody [expletive], taking my boot out
Right on TV so all y'all can see me
Just ignorant, attacking, actin' rough
I mean, then will I be black enough
Oh wait maybe I'll jack a truck
Full of cigarettes, guns & drugs & stuff"
---------------------Will Smith "I wish I made that/Swagga"
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Posted October 17, 2008 - 10:51 PM

"Soo woo game. And if ya ain't wit it then ya in the food chain"

-Lil Wayne dissing the Ckrabs

Edited by Heir, October 17, 2008 - 10:57 PM.

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#19 Guest_Nissan_*

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Posted October 17, 2008 - 10:56 PM

Soo woo game. And if ya ain't wit it then ya in the food chain

-Lil Wayne dissing the Ckrabs!

lmao

Lil' Wayne shouldn't even be talking about gang bangin' when he's not even from the West Coast. No real gang members respects his lame [expletive] because he's just a Blood mascot that pays people on the West Coast to act like a Blood. Wayne is a [expletive] that runs away from Cribs on the West.

The diss line is garbage just like his music.

#20 ファイナルファンタジ

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Posted October 17, 2008 - 10:58 PM

"Kwame Brown, you suck. When we signed you, I was like, whaaaaaaaat?"
- some fan-made song on YouTube

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