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#1 Guest_Chicano_*

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Posted July 27, 2008 - 11:16 PM

Classic film. More than fantastic.

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Some of my favorite moments from the film:

I loved when he called the guy he abused as a kid. THe guys all nonchalant about it. Hangs up the phone, scratches Billy off his list of people to kill and then puts on lipstick.

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Chris Farley was hilarious in this.

"Everybody on? Good. Great! Grand! Wonderful! No yelling on the bus!"

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I'm a big Norm MacDonald fan and his character was pretty funny in here too.

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Where's Billy (in a totally wasted tone)? He's at school man. Hohoho yeah (laughs wastefully..)...

O'Doyle RULES!!

Definitely by far my favorite scene of the movie. classic for life. i hope to be able to do something like this someday.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=1Es2IgcwQrc

Other quotes I enjoyed:

This is the best night of my life!


Billy's "Little Puppy as a metaphor for Industry" speech might be more convincing than anything I heard in the presidential debates.


Is there anything more shameful than being a family full of bullies who gets wiped out by a mere banana peel?


"Billy likes soda. Ms. Lippy's car is green." If the CIA could match the janitor's intelligence gathering abilities, we would have bagged Osama Bin Laden, Nessy, and Sasquatch by now.


Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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Posted July 27, 2008 - 11:23 PM

thats just about everything...its a pretty kickass movie
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Posted July 28, 2008 - 09:40 AM

Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.


Frank: When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.


Knibb High Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.


Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan



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and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon,
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#4 Guest_Chicano_*

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 12:26 PM

^ Haha, loved the principal quote.

I always got a kick outta' the part when one of his chubby little buddies hooked up with the "Mucus Queen". There was a scene where Billy said something along the lines of, The Mucus Queen, is yours.. & the guy had this priceless look on his face as he turned, looked at her, & simply said, Thanks.

What in your guys' opinion/s is/are some the most underrated scene/s/line/s of the movie?

For me, I have several, but one, I'd have to go with the part where Karl enters Billy's tent when he's about to bang Veronica & he suddenly stops, and asks karl how that erik laugh goes again, & he imitates him so perfectly.. then the reaction afterwards, he's just so serious.. as billy says yeah it's good. Absolutely priceles.. Also, the scene near the end of the movie when Erik pulls out the gun, & he does some kinda hysterical/insane/pyschopathic laugh as he's getting ready to shoot & suddenly the lipstick kill list steve buscemi guy busts the cap on his arse.

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 03:50 PM

one of my favorite scenes is when norm mcdonald is spraying that little kid with the hose
i dont know why that was so funny
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Posted July 28, 2008 - 03:53 PM

^ It's not just you bro', it was awesome. One of the best scenes in movie history, but I think it was actually his other chubby buddy doing it & not Norm.

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 03:58 PM

^ It's not just you bro', it was awesome. One of the best scenes in movie history, but I think it was actually his other chubby buddy doing it & not Norm.


no disrespect but im pretty sure it was norm
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Posted July 28, 2008 - 04:24 PM

^ If I am wrong, which I probably will be, I'll make sure and slap myself in the face for ya'.

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 04:25 PM

im almost postive it was not norm.

and the little kid "who are you mister. stop. i dont even know you, why are you doing this?"

and when billy sits down on top of the sprinkley "eeeee, thats nice" *nods head in agreement*

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 04:29 PM

and the little kid "who are you mister. stop. i dont even know you, why are you doing this?"

and when billy sits down on top of the sprinkley "eeeee, thats nice" *nods head in agreement*

:lol: Lmao, classic. I'd like to try that someday.

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 04:53 PM

whats stopping you?? same thing with the dog poo on the door step

grow a pair of balls and start doing these things you want to try.
all talk and no walk huh? :lol: :stick: :lolabove:

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 05:13 PM

:lol: ^ Lmao. You're absolutely right, but just curious, have you? Or are neither of those two things you want to do?

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 05:38 PM

:lol: ^ Lmao. You're absolutely right, but just curious, have you? Or are neither of those two things you want to do?


not really too high up on my priorities list

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Posted July 28, 2008 - 06:02 PM

:lol: :lol:

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Posted July 29, 2008 - 08:24 AM

Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?


Loved that scene

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The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences,
and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon,
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Posted July 29, 2008 - 11:35 AM

^ Same here, wish it was available on YouTube.

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Posted July 31, 2008 - 04:58 PM

I've seen it atleast 15times, never gets old.
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Posted July 31, 2008 - 05:12 PM

So true. ^ The pure definition of classic.

billy mad is pretty much in the correct place....thats not a clut classic, its a pretty unfunny movie. maybe 3-4 funny parts, but thats it.

Wowww, ya' gotta' be bleepin' me. Damn. :beers:

Edited by Chicano, August 29, 2008 - 06:02 PM.


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Posted September 20, 2008 - 05:35 PM

this movie is tight, whenever its on tv i watch it

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Posted September 24, 2008 - 08:53 PM

^ For good reason, whomever has yet to see this film, MUST before they go.




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