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#21 Smart Alex

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Posted September 07, 2008 - 02:53 PM

Barry Zuckerkorn: Our star witness. Come here. Good to see you. [Barry kissed Michael on the cheek] You know what? Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me.

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Posted September 07, 2008 - 02:56 PM

Lucille: What's a Forget-Me-Now?
Gob: They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It's a mainstay of the magician's toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.
Tobias Fünke: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Lucille: Those are illegal.
Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.


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Posted September 07, 2008 - 02:58 PM

Maybe my favorite

GOB: I'll handle this one, Michael. [to Lindsay] It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. [while sobbing] Old bear! He likes the honey! He never got a chance to see my bee business take off.

Michael: Hey, GOB, dad's gonna be around another ten years. Your business, well, might not.

Gob: You're a good brother, Michael. Heart attack never stopped - old big bear!

Buster: I didn't even know we were calling him 'big bear'! [starting to cry]

Gob: [still sobbing] We never had the chance to!



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The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences,
and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon,
for each day to have a new and different sun."

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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:00 PM

Rita: And they think the stupidest things are funny.
Michael Bluth: Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.
Narrator: Hey. That's the name of the show.


Narrator: [Rita enters the house, the family freezes] Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.


Wayne Jarvis: I have a picture taken by a traffic camera of you escorting your father.
[hands it to Michael]
Barry Zuckerkorn: Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls.
Barry Zuckerkorn: [Barry is handed the picture of Michael and George Sr. in the stair car] I really wish they were balls.


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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:04 PM

Michael Bluth: Look, you can't risk leaving the attic any more.
George Sr.: When have you seen me outside?
Michael Bluth: Yesterday at the Ford Dealer.
George Sr.: Yeah, well, have you seen those new Mustangs? I'm telling you - you could hump the hood.


[Michael has found his brother, Gob, hidden in his office]
Michael: One of those British guys came up to me and told me to back off. I can't believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This may be dangerous.
Gob: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
Gob: Hiding from a child. Big difference.
Michael: Gob, Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection.
Gob: He doesn't know what he feels. I'm tired of being told - my God. What is this feeling?
Michael: You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling".
Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard.
Gob: Maybe I am ready to be a father.


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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:11 PM

George, Sr.: Listen, if you pass a mini-mart, Pop-Pop gets a treat?

Michael: No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a *bleep*ing pizza!


Edited by RoyalStella9, September 07, 2008 - 03:11 PM.


"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences,
and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon,
for each day to have a new and different sun."

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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:17 PM

Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do: "Rock Paper Scissors" for it.
Michael: No, no I'm not...
Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock.
Michael: It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they...


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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:18 PM

Michael: I think George Michael is hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?



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for each day to have a new and different sun."

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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:22 PM

Tobias Fünke: Dont leave your uncle teabag hanging.
George Michael Bluth: Dont call it that.


Lindsay Funke: Oh, are we still talking about the tapes? I was talking about my marriage. As you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going.
Michael: Real secret. In fact, he doesn't even know about it.
Lindsay Funke: Last night, he finally responded to one of my subtle hints.
Lindsay Funke: [flashback] Why wont you [expletive] me?
Bob Loblaw: I'll be honest. You're a nice girl but you dress like a common whore. And besides, I just can't go out with a client.


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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:28 PM

Franklin is my 3rd fav AD character....



Narrator: In an effort to "hip" up his act, Gob had briefly introduced a puppet.
[Gob is acting as a black puppet named Franklin in front of the family]
Gob: [as Franklin] Can I tell you something, my man?
Gob: [as himself] Sure, Franklin.
Gob: [as Franklin] You are one cool[bleep]
Gob: . Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.
[the puppet 'kisses' Lucille]
George Sr.: Get off my wife, you bastard.
[strangles Franklin]
Gob: [as Franklin] What's the matter with you?
Gob: [in the present] Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.
Michael: Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?
Gob: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn't ready to hear either.


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Posted September 07, 2008 - 03:30 PM

^who are your first two?

Edited by RoyalStella9, September 07, 2008 - 03:30 PM.


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for each day to have a new and different sun."

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Posted September 07, 2008 - 04:31 PM

tobias and gob.....then franklin.....michael....GM......rest lol...the rest go in a big group because i love them all..

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broken is the promise, betrayal
the healing hand held back by deepened nail
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Posted September 07, 2008 - 05:41 PM

tobias and gob.....then franklin.....michael....GM......rest lol...the rest go in a big group because i love them all..


one of the best casts ever!

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for each day to have a new and different sun."

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Posted September 07, 2008 - 09:21 PM

one of the best casts ever!


yep, everyone works so well together, and even characters that hardly ever did things on screen did something great.

like tobias and GM with ann, when he kept on telling GM to have sex with ann right then and there to prove he wasnt scared of sex and he couldnt do it lol......ah classic.

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Posted September 08, 2008 - 01:21 PM

Oh, an Arrested Development thread. I'm home. I've been in an AD groove the last few weeks. Been watching the DVDs over and over.

Gob: Nothing works in this house.
Michael: Tell me about it.
Lindsay: Is that a shot at me?
Gob: Probably.
Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job.
Michael: Really? What kind of job?
Lindsay: Beads.
Gob: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads!
Gob: Beads?!
Michael: Gob's not on board.

Gob: Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? [Buzzes] We’ll see who brings in more honey. [Buzzes and walks off]
Michael: He's thinking about bees again

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Posted September 08, 2008 - 01:27 PM

Oh, an Arrested Development thread. I'm home. I've been in an AD groove the last few weeks. Been watching the DVDs over and over.

Gob: Nothing works in this house.
Michael: Tell me about it.
Lindsay: Is that a shot at me?
Gob: Probably.
Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job.
Michael: Really? What kind of job?
Lindsay: Beads.
Gob: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads!
Gob: Beads?!
Michael: Gob's not on board.

Gob: Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? [Buzzes] We’ll see who brings in more honey. [Buzzes and walks off]
Michael: He's thinking about bees again


lol classic lines....and nice name, led zeppelin fan?

Edited by Maddocks, September 08, 2008 - 01:27 PM.

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Posted September 08, 2008 - 01:34 PM

lol classic lines....and nice name, led zeppelin fan?

Yes indeed. Most people usually don't get the reference. :rock:

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Posted September 08, 2008 - 01:57 PM

Yes indeed. Most people usually don't get the reference. :rock:


When its rock music :hysterical: :rock: :rock:

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Posted September 08, 2008 - 04:11 PM

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias gets a review of his Shakespeare play.

Tobias
: Well I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman. So... onward and upward. [cut to Tobias crying in the shower] Why, Tracy?! Why?



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Posted September 09, 2008 - 11:52 AM

GOB: I kind of feel like the kid who found the severed hand.
Steve Holt: "Hey dad, look what I found!"






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