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#41 We Believe

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 10:02 PM

Kobe Bryant plays DDR with his teeth.


WTF? lol.

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#42 kingjeezy♕

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 10:26 PM

When Kobe goes to google.com the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Button turns into "The page I'm looking for" button.

Kobe shot a bird down by pointing at it and saying "bang! bang!"

Kobe once fought Chuck Norris in space... This event is now known as "The Big Bang."

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 11:54 PM

Kobe once suited up for the Washington Generals and crushed the Harlem Globetrotters by 71pts.
Kobe won the Slam Dunk Contest by making a free throw shot.

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Posted April 21, 2009 - 03:01 AM

^ :lol: Nice :)

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Posted April 21, 2009 - 06:07 AM

Kobe Bryant forgot Sarah Marshall.

Kobe Bryant doesn't wear the sunglasses; the sun dims every time he steps outside.

Kobe doesn't get drunk; Beer gets Kobe'd.

LeBron has a tattoo that says Chosen1; Kobe has a tattoo that says "Chosen First."

Kobe yells out "Kobe!" when he throws things into a trash can.

Michael Jordan yells out "Kobe!" when he throws things into a trash can.

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Posted April 21, 2009 - 09:51 AM

Kobe got the nickname "Black Mamba" after filming his first porno.


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#47 Makaveli

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Posted April 21, 2009 - 09:54 AM

Kobe doesn't get drunk; Beer gets Kobe'd.


Kobe doesn't drink beer, Kobe has the ability to get drunk/sober/an orgasm of staring the beer can

Edited by #24, April 21, 2009 - 09:55 AM.


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Posted April 21, 2009 - 12:03 PM

Kobe doesn't drink beer, Kobe has the ability to get drunk/sober/an orgasm of staring the beer can


That reminded me of this video
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#49 Makaveli

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Posted April 21, 2009 - 12:04 PM

That reminded me of this video


lol, never seen this.

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Posted April 21, 2009 - 11:14 PM

Kobe goes to the gym 9 days a week!

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Posted April 24, 2009 - 05:22 PM

Jesus has Kobe on his top 8 friends on myspace.

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Posted April 25, 2009 - 12:22 PM

Kobe's dog stole Lady from the Tramp.

#53 Makaveli

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Posted April 25, 2009 - 12:24 PM

Jesus is Kobe's homeboy.

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Posted April 25, 2009 - 03:28 PM

Kobe once scored a touchdown in OT against the Houston Rockets.
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Posted April 30, 2009 - 08:44 PM

Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World commercials are based on Kobe Bryant's real life experiences.




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