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#21 Imadogg

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 03:05 AM

Kobe Bryant is so incredible they named a city after him.

That [expletive] in Colorado was the first person to accuse Kobe of rape. Before her, 29 teams brought the same accusations upon him.

Kobe has 3 children: Natalia, Gianna, and God.

Texas is thinking about getting rid of the death penalty cuz Kobe keeps killin em.

Kobe got the nickname "Black Mamba" after filming his first porno.

Kobe is so ruthless, Saddam Hussein once asked for his autograph. Kobe denied him, then blew up his country.

#22 Imadogg

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 03:11 AM

Kobe Bryant was good enough to turn Smush Parker into a starter.

#23 ファイナルファンタジ

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 03:13 AM

Kobe wasn't named after the beef. The beef was named after Kobe.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 03:18 AM

Kobe is always well. In fact, his name anagrams to "be ok".

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 03:25 AM

The Spurs once drafted a player named Tim An. Then he played against Kobe Bryant, who proceeded to DUNK on Tim and his whole family. Also, Tim is a horrible speller.

In 1996, David Stern was to rename the league to "Now Bryant's Arrived" and put Kobe on the NBA logo. Kobe out of sympathy let a white man stay on the logo and refused the offer.

#26 Saber

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 05:52 AM

Kobe once made a 4-pointer.

The Black Mamba snake got it's name from Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Bryant made a Quintuple double. Twice.

Kobe Bryant was born on August 32nd.

In his past life, Kobe was a palestinian named Jesus.

Kobe Bryant is the basketball God. Not only can he walk on water, but he can also dribble on water.

Kobe Bryant's workout consists of jumping over speeding cars on the highway.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 06:09 AM

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4 pointer! haha lol!

#28 fanboyslim

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 09:18 AM

That [expletive] in Colorado was the first person to accuse Kobe of rape. Before her, 29 teams brought the same accusations upon him.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 09:46 AM

kobe bryant actually plays all of his games with his eyes closed...he has eyeballs tattooed on his eye lids

kobe bryant is actually left handed, he shoots more consistently with his right just to make things interested

kobe bryant surgically removed one of his own ribs at the age of 6, in collaboration with God created a man/child and sent him to ohio to do his bidding

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 09:58 AM

Kobe Bryant forgot Sarah Marshall.

Kobe Bryant doesn't wear the sunglasses; the sun dims every time he steps outside.

Kobe doesn't get drunk; Beer gets Kobe'd.

LeBron has a tattoo that says Chosen1; Kobe has a tattoo that says "Chosen First."

Kobe yells out "Kobe!" when he throws things into a trash can.

Michael Jordan yells out "Kobe!" when he throws things into a trash can.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 10:26 AM

Kobe yells out "Kobe!" when he throws things into a trash can.


Kobe doesn't simply throw or put things in the trash can. He dunks them in. ;)

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 10:32 AM

some of these are getting pretty good...keep it up

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 03:24 PM

Kobe Bryant forgot Sarah Marshall.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted April 20, 2009 - 04:34 PM

Kobe won America's Best Dance Crew with his footwork.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 04:55 PM

Kobe suspended David Stern

#36 SuPeRmAoR

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 05:03 PM

Kobe tought Charles Barkeley how to say terrible

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 05:29 PM

Best player Kobe Bryant is, mmmm.

^FACT: Even Yoda admits it^

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 06:33 PM

Kobe once stung a jellyfish... with his pinky
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Posted April 20, 2009 - 08:27 PM

Kobe Bryant didn't screw up when trying to do MJ's version of Mutumbo's taunt, the taunt changed how it wanted to work.

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When he's asked why Kobe doesn't tweet, @thugraider37 said he offers this reply: "Does God tweet?"

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 08:38 PM

Kobe Bryant once played NBA Live 5-on-5 multiplayer by himself, and he won. By 50.

Kobe Bryant plays DDR with his teeth.

Kobe Bryant eats nails and drinks cyanide for lunch.
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