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#1 jondaminator

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Posted April 18, 2009 - 05:22 PM

1. Kobe never losses...its his team that loss
2. Kobe does not take bad shots, its the ball that misses
3. Kobe is so potent on offense that the opposing team loses points
4. Kobe ran the triangle offense in 1 on 1 games
5. Kobe once won the 3pt shootout contest using footballs
6. Kobe can make an outlet pass to himself
7. Kobe doesn't try to outscore the other team, he tries to outscore both teams.
8. Kobe doesn't play defense, he stare at his match-up and they miss.
9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Kobe Bryant lives in Los Angeles
10. Kobe doesnt need to be called "KING". A Black Mamba would kill any "KING"
11. Superman owns a pair of Kobe pajamas.

Just a little list of facts i know about kobe...anyone else know of any?

#2 Kam

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Posted April 18, 2009 - 05:33 PM

I like these!

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Posted April 18, 2009 - 05:34 PM

:lolabove: :lolabove:
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Posted April 18, 2009 - 08:46 PM

i hope this thread doesn't turn into taking a chuck norris/vin diesel/mr. t fact and changing the name to kobe, lets keep it original

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Posted April 18, 2009 - 09:17 PM

All the good basketball "facts" are already taken by Anthony Morrow:

http://anthonymorrow...s.blogspot.com/

#6 king_kobe

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Posted April 18, 2009 - 10:11 PM

LOOOOL
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Posted April 18, 2009 - 10:53 PM

:lol:

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Posted April 19, 2009 - 08:58 AM

Kobe can win a game of connect four... in three moves.



#9 kingjeezy♕

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Posted April 19, 2009 - 11:15 AM

Kobe can win a game of connect four... in three moves.


Chuck Norris fact alert!! :nah: :nah:

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Posted April 19, 2009 - 06:45 PM

4. Kobe ran the triangle offense in 1 on 1 games
5. Kobe once won the 3pt shootout contest using footballs
6. Kobe can make an outlet pass to himself
7. Kobe doesn't try to outscore the other team, he tries to outscore both teams.

Looool my faves, esp 4 and 7. I wish I was clever enough to think of some ahhh

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Posted April 19, 2009 - 06:47 PM

4. Kobe ran the triangle offense in 1 on 1 games


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Posted April 19, 2009 - 08:24 PM

12. Kobe scored 81 points because he felt like it, if you think he is lying, he will go Mike Tyson at his prime on your [expletive].

Edited by ez24, April 19, 2009 - 08:24 PM.

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Posted April 19, 2009 - 09:32 PM

Kobe Bryant's first words were "count it."

Kobe Bryant can divide by zero.

Kobe Bryant can vote twice on forum polls.

One drop of Kobe Bryant's sweat will keep the average man thirst-less for two weeks.

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Posted April 19, 2009 - 09:35 PM

I got one

Kobe doesnt have to try to beat the shot clock, the shot clock has to try and beat kobe.

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Posted April 19, 2009 - 10:20 PM

These are pretty good. I can't think of any for [expletive], lol.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 12:19 AM

Kobe Bryant can get an assist, a made basket, and a rebound all on the same shot.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 12:56 AM

Kobe Bryant is so good, even the refs working the game lost money during his 81-point spree.

Kobe Bryant's shadow is the last one to leave the gym, not Bryant himself...ten minutes later, in fact, after collapsing on the court.

Kobe Bryant practices his long-range threes using a small steel BB and a bottle cap. His personal best is ten consecutive from downtown.

Kobe Bryant once jumped over a single-engine airplane. It was 50 miles into its flight at the time.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 02:05 AM

Kobe Bryant's stutter-step is so good, his opponents tried to cut off the tongues of all his shoes... he just jumped over them.

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Posted April 20, 2009 - 02:45 AM

Kobe Bryant is so godly he sells ankle insurance

Edited by Mr. Miyagi, April 20, 2009 - 02:45 AM.


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Posted April 20, 2009 - 02:58 AM

Kobe Bryant once did a fadeaway 720 degrees hook jumpshot.

Kobe Bryant was called for a technical foul once. The referee is now presumed dead.

Kobe Bryant sweats blue gatorades.

Kobe Bryant once shot 101% from the field.

Kobe Bryant dribbles with his left ear.

Kobe Bryants stares the ring to shoot freethrows.
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