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[Instigator]

my boy kobe,
he fresher then a verse on reverse by obie
coffee make your teeth brown, drink sobe
my [expletive]as got my numbers so they know me
i rep LA, schwartznegger named me OG
catch me down south at OC
time to create some art, i need adobe
toilet turn yellow when I go pee
catch me in the neighborhood, applebees
chilling out with the hommies
tiger woods need some practice, too much bogeys

[KittenPuncher]

yo yo yo, i'm a brown boy who tries to do this thing called rap
or maybe it's another thing they called mishap
oh boy i hope african americans won't break me in half
cause i'm just a brown boy tryna do their act

[Grandpa Herman]

you may not know me but I bet you know my face
break the legs of these so called paper chasers I'm runnin' this fukin race
and no debate in 2011 I'm still the realest in this rap game to date
still greedy as can be even wit a helping of these rap fools on my plate
settin' fire to the game heavy explosives smoke blowin' got em chokin'
Chicago Bulls fitted I am Joakim Noah
red flaggin, pants saggin, work in the duffle bag
hundred keys sent from the Vietnamese just so I can pump the Jag
and if you strapped up I got a squad ready to tag
you busy loading up too late you can be the recipient of the blast
splashing all over the walls same color as my flag
murder scene in front of ya son now he stuck learning how to be a man without a dad

[Game]

last time i dropped a flow the lakers got the ring
so i guess its time to go, ahead and do my thing
all i need to do now, is get alicia keys to sing
and im guarantee a hit, like chris brown's newest fling
in june, we both know what the results are gonna be
like AI at the draft, the lakers gettin number 3
thats titles in a row, but don't take it from me
go ahead and ask orlando, boston or miami
the answer is the same, just like the MVP is kobe
and you wanna make a bet? i hope you know you're gonna owe me
the exact same thing, that makes your girl wanna blow me
its the confidence, the swagger...you can match it? ha! show me
like the last few years, when we reach the finale
its the lakers on the top, steady representing cali
another 3 peat, twice, if you're keepin tally
this is the last line, but i'll see you at the rally

last time i busted a quick/crappy flow in here about the lakers winning a championship, we won a championship, lets see if i go two for two

[Grandpa Herman]

I bury a nigha 10 deep eyes closed like he bout ta count sheep.
for all eternity face drippin bloody lookin' like raw meat
and I got them big dogz they all ready ta eat
big teeth they just be chillin' Mike Vick in the backseat
flame on my fukin' waist bout ready ta leap
like MJ in 87 when he beat Dominique
nigha ya time up in this life I tried told ya yeen want that beef
told ya Imma fukin' gangsta wit a capital G
I rep them BIG B'Z never been cool wit them lower case c'z
I just murdered this bit...REST IN PEACE

last time i dropped a flow the lakers got the ring
so i guess its time to go, ahead and do my thing
all i need to do now, is get alicia keys to sing
and im guarantee a hit, like chris brown's newest fling
in june, we both know what the results are gonna be
like AI at the draft, the lakers gettin number 3
thats titles in a row, but don't take it from me
go ahead and ask orlando, boston or miami
the answer is the same, just like the MVP is kobe
and you wanna make a bet? i hope you know you're gonna owe me
the exact same thing, that makes your girl wanna blow me
its the confidence, the swagger...you can match it? ha! show me
like the last few years, when we reach the finale
its the lakers on the top, steady representing cali
another 3 peat, twice, if you're keepin tally
this is the last line, but i'll see you at the rally

last time i busted a quick/crappy flow in here about the lakers winning a championship, we won a championship, lets see if i go two for two

lol, hopefully.

[SHAQ WHERE YOU AT]

Since '06 blessing tracks with reality
Of discrimination, and authorative brutaility
We gotta live with a morality mentality
Enthatically you stabbin me, when i walk the street
I'm a lyrical policeman walkin over the beat
'Cept my lyrics aren't classist my lyrics ain't corrupt
My lyrics don't discriminate and they give a [expletive]
Rappers teach me how to douglas, lyrically I am loveless
Lovers quarrel cuz with morals they think they above us
Teachers complainin at me that I underachieve
Problem Child - They gonna have you believe
I don't need role models and I don't need you
One man wrecking crew boo I do what I do
All the while, wonderin does she like me back
Would I better at this rap, if my skin colour was black
No racism in that, where's my iPhone at
I bring sophistication to the game its what Hip-Hop lack
Steal a car, drive for drinks in Ibiza
You call the cops I order pizza, bet my delivery beats ya

[Draztik]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm supposed to spit rhymez
Or was I ment to keep hanging with the homies committing crimes
Was I supposed to not skip out on try outs n be dishing dimes
Wish i was without all this doubt, when I reminiscence on Times
You know ur situation is severe, when for cash flow satisfaction
It seems easier to engineer a way to get a heist in action
Find a distraction for the guard anything for chip extraction
From Head to Toe Fully Equipped for another day although
I know its hard to stick to script, when ya stuck moving blow
Even though, I was bestowed a gift I still feel stuck on death row
Watchin all the people i know around me go
So i mask the Pain With Rhymez to maintain
Feedin my addiction with ill lines through my vain
To sustain The Drive Stored deep in my brain
Just to try n survive in this hostile domain

[Instigator]

I'll knock you so hard I'll put your family in dismay
the damage to your system turns you right from straight to gay.
I'm just trying to be hospitable to you,
but your annoyance is making me go poo

Why should I not hate the player, but the game?
when people like Lebron get calls just by acting like they got maimed
Guys, it's time to get new referees
Replace Leon Wood with Spike Lee

[Grandpa Herman]

You two should sign up for RYM.

[FLOCKA]

NOW i GOT THE JUiCE, NOW i'M FEELiN LOOSE
JUMPiNG OUT THE COUPE WiTH CRUSHED JEWELS ON MY TOOTH
TWO YELLOW COMPANiONS AT MY MANSION MUD-WRESTLING
FiVE MiNUTES AFTER MiGHT SWANG THROUGH WHiTE-CASTLE
DON'T GET iT CONFUSED i DONE BROKE ALL THE RULES
DON'T GET iT TWiSTED YOU SEE MY NAME iN HiEROGLYPHiCS
FLiPPiNG UP MY PHONE TOUCH SCREEN MOTOROLA -
"DADDY... WHAT'S BAKiNG SODA?"
i NOTiCED, i STAY FOCUSED, EVERYBODY NOTED THAT MY WORDS FULLY LOADED
NAW i AiN'T NO RAPPER, ACRES HOME HiGH CAPPER A-1 TRAPPER AND A 5TH WHEEL RELAXER
FLiP GAME LiKE SPATULA, BLEED BLOCK LiKE DRACULA
iN MY TRUNK a A.R. THROW HANDS LiKE CEASAR (CHAVEZ)
MAKE YOU FEEL WORTHLESS TRAP OUT THE WHOLE PURCHASE
YOU THiNK i AiN'T GONE SHiNE YOU OUT YOUR RABBiT-ASS MiND, BiTCH!

[Instigator]

My revenge is executed with haste, I don't need to get in your face,
I'll just spray mace... at the kid who shot Curtis Case.
That's what happens when you inject ish into your self with a syringe
Get high, head puffed up like an orange

People complain why we didn't 3-peat,
Cuz somebody on the team doesn't eat enough meat.
But at the end of next season, Pau will have just as much rings as Larry Bird,
That's if Mitch can get Dwight Howard

Edited by Instigator, May 14, 2011 - 12:32 PM.

[Grandpa Herman]

M80 bullets like the military you know my army got the best weapons
Got a bich ridin' wit me named Happy call it 7th Heaven
Got another one Japanese that always kiss my feet
Fresh mohawk and like five six chains on me baby call me Mr. T
And when that money come callin my heart always skip a beat
Leave these rappers slain they fans making white tees that read Rest In Peace
Car lookin' Mannie fresh and yeah my bich swisher sweet
Bullets to ya dome give ya a$$ a bald head like Mr. Clean
Bank tellers tell me I'm cold and for them shivering biches I spit a blizzard
Haters ain't cuttin through real loot they on them safety scissors
I'mma beast like Shaq in his prime you more like Jordan wit the Wizards
Feenin for my competition my tummy need dinner
Green diamond watch yellow drops go for 2 G's boy that's chump change
Bow down to ya papa son you just my cumm stain
Bullet went straight through guess he had a thin chest
Gettin dome from one hoe then her sister cumm next, call it incest

Edited by Heir, May 22, 2011 - 11:02 AM.

[Kobe-Wan Kenobi]

Just getting ready for Game 2...

Losers, wherever they've been ya can smell'em
they're afraid of true champs n become allies to beat'em
Bron has already decided to join'em
went to Wade's county though I don't give a damn
cuz he ain't causing no mayhem.
All this Air J n Bron talkin' is drivin' me crazy
if ya love him so much buy his signed jersey
talkin' to you so-called "experts"
rockin' a cow suit kinda like Clyde Frazier's
stop suckin' Bron's dick as it was your boyfriend's
as soon as he loses y'all jump on Dirk's bandwagon
and take LeLoser down with Delonte's weapon.

Winners, as they come through you hear MVP chants
neck'n'neck game but don't crap your pants
only a quarter left and team's down
no time for clowns or thumbs down
need someone in the moment who doesn't die down
high-flyin', tryin' to play lone ranger, facing danger
but ain't gonna be posterized by Griffin
someone who in crunch time is actually deliverin'.
So who ya gonna call with backs to the wall?
Log on NBA dot com n answer the poll:
Who would you pass the ball?
Just make sure it's tha Mamba or get ready to fall.

[soldier4death]

Kings with no rings the west winning this
the mvp thing was all hype - crown the new champs the dallas mavericks
Dirk showing the passion - figgas thought he was christ
Carrying his cross up a mountain - leaving the big 3 poutin and crying
Lakers lost to a good team respect givin when respect due
Fcck mark cuban but for dirk its long over due
you thought that was weak rhyming the exact same words?
leho bout to choke like in 07 when he was swept by the spurs
You thought cuz im a lakers fan a cant root for another team?
its not just rooting for the mavs but killing leblows dream
The mavs better take advantage of this chance right here
Cuz guaranteed the real champs will be back in the finals next year

[soldier4death]

48 more minutes for the dallas mavs
Looks like lebra already thrown in the white flag
The king of the 36 minutes but he cant finish
Wade why you fcckin with these fussy bridges
bosh is softer then my dck when im skinny dipping in alaska
The miami heat 2011's biggest disaster
Laker fans trippin since we lost the crown
New coach new dynasty turn those frowns around
Cus if you from L.A. you know this has always been Brown Town.

[Grandpa Herman]

I smash microphones leave em wet drippin' from seduction
Blowin' on swishers sweet and sour like a pack of fruit gushers
Turn these beats into murder scenes blood spattering on ya room shutters
0's cross the board make you think my bank account got a stutter
Kid Trill smooth like butter, take no nonsense like a black mother
And on them cold nights during wartime that strap keep me warm like covers
Half a pound of work in the dash, I'm money hungry plus them feens pushin' me to double
Make it rain anywhere I turn Arizona into a puddle
More rings than I got fingers just call me Bill Russell
G to the end from the bone on down to the muscle
Paper chaser no play just Grade A hustle
That's why my pockets obese, throw away one stack underneath it you find blubber
Married to the game had to show these other rappers the door like a usher
Ya girl on my waste that's why you never trust her
But don't get it twisted I don't love her, just every now and then I bust her
Yellow drops in the watch same kinda yellow like mustard

[FLOCKA]

lemme baptize this thread right quick

i DONE FLiPPED MY PHONE, WATCH WHAT iM DOiN'
BROKE THESE BOYZ OFF 3 WHEELED THE ANCiENT RUiNS
A TATTED UP BACK, A PERM WHEN iM BORED
i DONE 3-WHEELED AND JUMPED OFF A DiViNG BOARD
VERSACE GLASSES KEEP ME COLD, SLiDE LiKE M.BiSON
BROKE THESE HOES OFF CONCEALED HANDGUN LiCSENSE
OR A SWANGiN' DiPLOMA, GOT'EM PEEPiN' MY PERSONA
i DONE SHOOK DiCE WiTH LARRY BiRD iN BARCELONA
WAY DOWN iN SPAiN, SELLiN' NO GiMMiCKS
BROKE THESE HOES OFF 3-WHEELED THRU THE OLYMPiCS
i DONE STOLE THE TORCH, i DONE BOUGHT THE STARCH
i DONE WAVED HOOD ON TiGER WOODS GOLF COURSE
OR PETE SAMPRAS WEED iN MY DAM BABY PAMPERS
i DONE WEAVED THRU TRAFFiC AND DiSTURBED T.S.U. CAMPUS
iT WAS A STUDY GROUP, SMELLiNG LiKE JOOP
i CAN ERNEST GiVENS ELECTRiC SLiDE ON MY ROOF

[Grandpa Herman]

I'm the muthafukin best and yes I say it the proudest
You should listen to my haters kuz they scream it the loudest
All that back and forth you talking I ain't hardly about it
But I leave a bullet in ya thoughts if ya brain ever was doubting
Money, money, money, man I'm so busy counting
These rappers so thirsty that's why I'm spitting a fountain
Busting through a wall of doubt bich I'm Hercules flow
My choppas got offspring you don't wanna see that seed grow

Edited by Heir, July 01, 2011 - 05:40 AM.

[Octavarium]

I just [expletive]ed yo' [expletive], why you crying?
The whole time she was screaming for ice tea.
I'm the new [expletive] the best fit, liptons on you upper lip.
I don't usually rap, but [expletive] it why not?
The last time I did something odd, I got my future domo genesis'd.
So now you're laughing at my rhythm, but my smooth rnb voice will get your lady pinging.
I'ma shut this down and round it off, make some climax line,
but [expletive] it, i'ma stop.

Hahahahahahaha, straight fire.