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#661 MiamiHeat2011Champs

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Posted April 07, 2010 - 04:51 PM

Post any random freestyle here.



I'm not good, but eh...


This is my creed, a pledge, an anthem
But not meant to be sung, read, but to be heard
I give you lyrics, that picture your mind of scenics
I'm experimental to my instrumental, rhythms that make schisms
Great rappers die because they get envied, legends lost
Because their lyrics strike cold truth, like a bullet with forst
Like an emcee dominating the mic, so invictus
They swarm your head like a Hornet, like CP3 vicious
Say goodbye to your Corvette, I blow it up cause I'm a saboteur
You'd better be a matador, cause I'll charge up like a minotaur
Don't start interrogations, I'll start operations
Like a brain surgeon, you're just a pathetic organism
Tick me off, and I'll release my wargasm
But no more time, this is the end of my line

#662 LA Forever

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Posted April 07, 2010 - 04:52 PM

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#663 MiamiHeat2011Champs

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Posted April 07, 2010 - 04:55 PM

I want that shirt so bad. lol

#664 ILLWiLL20

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Posted April 07, 2010 - 04:57 PM


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#665 LA Forever

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Posted April 07, 2010 - 05:00 PM

I want that shirt so bad. lol

I had it before, back when I used to be a hypebeast. :laughing:

#666 Grandpa Herman

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Posted April 07, 2010 - 05:42 PM

I'ma grind for every penny till I make a dolla
if them boys think they wild leave em in my jungle wit nuthin but a water bottle
the rest of em gettin mad kuz I set trends that's kinda hard to follow
call me bout beef I'ma show up to ya doorstep wit a hundred clips asap pronto
yeah I'm wild, I know
you see me shining, fa sho
only after the grind I gotta let yall know
I just go wit the flow, hittin em wit every low blow
climbed my way to the top of the food chain and knocked off the dome of the head honcho
show up to war wit every bullet in my arsenal, and if they still talkin I'll launch a couple mo
mo fire at the scene than a Pepsi commercial and a Michael Jackson afro
and if you ain't feelin' me, you just ain't never felt
leave a broad more wet than a swimming lesson wit Michael Phelps
yeah them cards was dealt, and my hand boutta take all yall out
I'm a lightweight champ no doubt boutta take the tittle bout






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#667 Game

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Posted April 07, 2010 - 05:54 PM

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#668 Grandpa Herman

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Posted July 20, 2010 - 07:59 PM

poster boy for war yall can't rank me any less than a general
ain't wit all that name calling so listen for ya criteria in my subliminals
very few friends I keep who I run wit very minimal
nuthin but shackles and orange jumpsuits kuz they all criminals
and best believe my love for them streets is like a momma's love, fully unconditional
don't know how to play guitar but behind the scenes I can be quite instrumental
stress to yall all the time that I'm the best, it's implanted in my mental
to consider myself anything less would be sinful, you heard dat?
I know you heard dat my hoes come in threes like the third stack
kingpin of the trade, call me any day you need a lil somethin to hold
keep the change for ya troubles youngin, now excuse me while I drop off the load








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#669 soldier4death

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Posted July 20, 2010 - 09:19 PM

people coming off cool at first but end up sounding repetitive
im a fool off the top of the dome like that bbtch got nike beheaded
i wouldnt consider myself anything less then perfection
murs spittin on the solo tip - nothing but masturbation
survival of the most fit - this will be my declaration
when i spit that cold shht my lips forms bits of condensation
Soldier4death is not my name its a promise
im so incredibly fresh and honest
wild like babys breath smoking that hydroponic
these figgas hating not giving my dues
already because cats dont even ffcking give him its jewel
talking in third person, cursin like a demon do
this the resurrection of the greatest - everybody feels him
i know he's dead - cuz im the one that killed him

#670 Junayd

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Posted July 24, 2010 - 04:10 AM

They should call me Blair the way I put these fools UnderWood
but I was busy with ya girl gettin dome, I guess she really went DOWN for the hood

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#671 Deltron

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Posted July 24, 2010 - 09:39 AM

people coming off cool at first but end up sounding repetitive
im a fool off the top of the dome like that bbtch got nike beheaded
i wouldnt consider myself anything less then perfection
murs spittin on the solo tip - nothing but masturbation
survival of the most fit - this will be my declaration
when i spit that cold shht my lips forms bits of condensation
Soldier4death is not my name its a promise
im so incredibly fresh and honest
wild like babys breath smoking that hydroponic
these figgas hating not giving my dues
already because cats dont even ffcking give him its jewel
talking in third person, cursin like a demon do
this the resurrection of the greatest - everybody feels him
i know he's dead - cuz im the one that killed him


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#672 Grandpa Herman

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Posted December 19, 2010 - 05:28 PM

you say you gettin' money? I say I gets it fast
rubber burnin' pistol grippin' and a stack in the dash
I hear em chirping but these boys talking bout a whole lotta nuthin
I leave em wit a window of opportunity to reach me and then I shut it
they all swear they bout this life but they be bluffing
how you call ya self a gangsta but you steady cuffing?
these boys quick to catch feelings for a broad that'll suck off the whole team
the new one you got dun already sucked off my old team
and all my old friends is up to they old schemes
but I'm too smart, rather chase the paper than sit still and roll leaves
I got old cheese I ain't figured out what to do wit yet
never got the time to reminisce kuz my mind stay on the next check


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#673 SHAQ WHERE YOU AT

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Posted December 20, 2010 - 02:02 PM

why not...

i've got problems both women and monetary
you see my man it's 2010 currently
these MCs can't stop mentioning currency
i mean; if you really had talents why you bring up bank balance?
your tricky metaphors, to me are parlance
ball like Lamar, keeping up with the kardashians
i don't even know half of the guys who i'm trashin
but i'm not doing it for attention, yo look i promise
i write rhymes and i hope they show promise
my trademark syntax makes wack MCs vomit
and i live in a cartoon world like Wallace and Gromit
give me an instrumental and i promise i'l get on it
i'm from the UK, and i represent the West
i make my own ferocious beats from the left of my chest
by 8'o'clock i;m up, i'm out and i'm dressed
before i leave, brush my teeth and thank the Lord that i'm blessed
because not every person in the world will see today
so i step out the door, feeling bright and gay
and now you're thinking 'hold up, did he just say gay?'
yeah i said, grow the [expletive] up, it means merry

Edited by Fisher’s 60 Point Game, December 20, 2010 - 02:05 PM.

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#674 Grandpa Herman

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Posted December 20, 2010 - 02:42 PM

pockets fat too fat bout to get tummy tucked
I got paid for that punchline that's a funny buck
I'm on top stupid gwap get ya dummies up
stupid broad no Daisy yous a dummy duck
and I'm eatin lil nighas get ya stomachs up
got a broad rockin' apple bottoms wit a onion butt
I'm a mean one-two combination
a true one man team, no I'm nothing like the Lakers
yeah I got big balls and all the hoes tryna triple team me
put down three of my stacks and it broke the triple beamer
and I'm leaning, lights in my eyes got damn I'm gleaming
bright so bright in a minute they finna have me like Stevie
that's why I keep the shades on to avoid all bull ish my eyes don't wanna see
and if ya girlfriend wanna see me betta tell her that's gonna cost you a fee
keep ya hands in ya lap at the table until I eat
hell, all the work I put in this bout to be a feast

Edited by Heir, December 20, 2010 - 02:42 PM.

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#675 Game

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Posted December 20, 2010 - 03:17 PM

its been a long time since i grabbed the pen and pad
last time you heard from me, it ended up really bad
for all other MCs, it was really just sad
i'm the only one standing, and the rest? screamin mad
my flows, they're sick, like i'm layin in bed
and your girl likes the beats, cuz shes bobbin my head
battle with me? ha, well you're better off dead
and i must be goin def, i ain't feelin what u said
you're lebron and i'm kobe, lets get the rings fitted
bring the trophy to LA, after you've finally admitted
that this is over and done, your chance was slim to none
and while slim was getting popped, i blasted none for fun
so the next time you step, better leave your flow at home
or i'm blowin it away like the n'orleans superdome
like the lakers in june, i'll keep wrecking competition
2009 champions, now you understand our mission


lol called the '09 championship in a [expletive]ty freestyle in this thread a long time ago...forgot i even did this

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#676 Grandpa Herman

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Posted December 21, 2010 - 06:28 PM

I hear the enemy talkin' war but I got my guns I'm ready
throw a gun party in ya hood bullets fallin like confetti
one shot to ya head turn ya brains to spaghetti
blood all at my feet got the whole scene messy
and when the cops come we already ducked off in the kut
dun already rolled up a few blunts nigha, so tell me do we look like we give a f**k?
put ya face beneath dirt look in the mirror see the slug
dirty south soldier I live amongst the dirtiest like a bug in the rug
I keep that fire I'm like a lighter
get ya bich hot every time I'm inside her
vagina boys get rode on just like them tires
best work in the streets ain't never had to pursue one buyer
bet ya girl skirt fly up when I blow right by her
throw a stack down on ya dinner table bet I buy her
and if she become a dope feen bet I supply her
still bangin' down my door even after I retire

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#677 SHAQ WHERE YOU AT

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Posted December 22, 2010 - 12:57 PM

i don't wanna commit sins just meet ends with my pen
got a lot of stuff on my heart i dunno where i should begin
imma let it all out cuz this pen is my best friend
and im trying to get some fresh rhymes to flow out of my head
but i'm layin in my bed and really nothing need be said
cuz look, you don't wanna hear that i've got no pounds
or that i'm really tryin it on with the hottest girl around
let's be real, there's plenty of kids living like me
they get clowned and pushed around and the crackers call 'em pikey
but they ain't like me, other than the way we live
because a personality should not be affected by one's crib
i'm supposed to live in the United Kingdom
but we're missin the U the N the I the T-E-D you see
we're actually in a very divided society
and the government won't help, actually, they endorse it
and the BBC are way to scared to report it
maybe the police? hell no, they enforce it
it;s everywhere, from Aberdeen down to Dorset
but what can i do? nobody knows my name
and if they did won't nobody care what i say
cause i'm a lonely rhymer and they treat us all the same
think we in the rap game for the sole purpose of fame
well i'm tryin to obtain, a brighter next day

Edited by Hersey's Kiss, March 22, 2011 - 02:07 PM.

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#678 Grandpa Herman

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Posted December 22, 2010 - 10:02 PM

no commitment to the game so our child is a bastard
future is bright but I'm tryna escape a dark past so I'm running faster
and if another rapper say he running the game I'ma leg cast em
and if they talking gunz then I'ma have to blast em
that's the G in me, somebody please tell my momma I apologize
please God, free me before I commit another one of my trademark lyrical homicides
on these ungrateful emcees who got they hands out but ain't never tryna give back
money on the brain like old thoughts and fitted caps
I use to have dreams of being a sellout but I got rid of that
that's real, even my harshest critics gonna have to gimme that
that's right, gimme that or I'ma take it and never give it back
I swear it feel like my heart is where all the darkness is living at
and I just keep living hoping that the end ain't too far away
kuz it seem like every hard day is always followed by a harder day
but this ain't no sad story, real G's never looking for sympathy
a nigha tryna eat, when I die I wanna look down and see epiphanies for this emcee
too many bars, shed light on too many of my scars
could tell you my whole life story but I wouldn't know where to start
it's rare for anybody to say something to me and I take it to the heart
if I did I woulda been bled out from yall hatin' nighas darts
but funny how every shot yall take yall take it in the dark
I smell the fear living in ya blood yall just guppies to a shark
and I'm done giving yall rap seminars on how to ball
don't ask me how I entered as the Earl Boykins of the game but now I stand tall
I'm through with this, it ain't nothing else I can tell yall
no matter how hard I spit and frustrating as it gets
some of yall "rappers" just gonna remain soft as teddy bear dolls

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#679 SHAQ WHERE YOU AT

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Posted January 11, 2011 - 02:02 PM

Yo think about this for a minute, I'm old enough to be a dad
I'm old enough to fight in wars and to own my own pad
But i'm still too young to buy the new GTA?
Drive my car round the estate and have a drink with my mates?
Now if I got up on a plane, and flew off to a foreign place
& Shot a black man in the face I'd be a hero to Dave
But at the same time, if I tried to fix God's mistakes
And become a doctor, I'd have to pay an extortionate rate?
Gte your priorities right, this country's a [expletive]ing disgrace
There's people working their [expletive] off, in school every day
Trying to find a way, so they hope and then they pray
Hoping that soon one day, their chosen subjects will pay
Pay for their taxes, you wanna know why they're so expensive?
Cuz these theivin MPs claim them back of expensives
So they're spending my Father's wages on their material possesions
While people who protest get locked away for their aggresion
And the news worried to speak out, atleast, that's how it seems
I've got no fear tho, through these rhymes I'mma share my dreams

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#680 Junayd

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Posted March 22, 2011 - 04:34 PM

the depth of my perception is a blessing
who's guessin that they can handle these muddy waters i'm steppin in
is it decadent, benevolent, or just plain ignorant?
try not to objectify, cause you disrespectin coretta kid
peelin society labels back like OGs peeled starter caps
doin it so flawless.. birth certificate says Mortal Kombat
like hoes we knows, i'm in the wrong clothes, you ever seen that Kat Stack?
ironically, my hypocrisy is inside of me... please tell the future i'm coming back

Edited by Junayd, March 22, 2011 - 10:43 PM.

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