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#641 king_kobe

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Posted September 26, 2009 - 10:03 PM

i thought u said u werent gonna post anymore in this thread? lol
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#642 Grandpa Herman

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Posted September 26, 2009 - 10:40 PM

i thought u said u werent gonna post anymore in this thread? lol

It was gonna die without me. lol
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#643 king_kobe

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Posted September 27, 2009 - 11:54 AM

It was gonna die without me. lol

true say
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Posted September 27, 2009 - 08:59 PM

blah... blah... blah... blah... blah... blah...
blah... blah... blah... blah... blah... blah...
sorry im just trying to kill time to help you
your rhymes are like riddles, im tryin to solve em
you were right your verse has about 99 problems
cuz none of your lyrics make sense, either do you
in order for you to outshine, youl need a speaker or 2
so please do look up your work
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#645 Grandpa Herman

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Posted October 02, 2009 - 07:17 PM

I got so much ice I attract polar bears
when I'm old I'ma still be pimpin hoes in my rollin chair
you see me over there wit all ya ex girls
living what you rap about in this flexing world
I can't call myself the best in the world kuz I ain't there yet
if I really thought I was that fly I'd need an air check
but that's not to say I ain't cocky at all
humble ain't the word to describe me
flow as heavy as a medicine ball
I'm standing real tall at all costs and exceeding every standard
ballin on these rappers you'd think I was a crazy haired Spaniard
Rookie Of The Year, yeah the rookie of ya dreams
and something I can guarantee
is that I'm the most ridiculous kid you dun ever seen
now that my baby let me in I won't ever leave
yall been waiting for the next big thing so its time to cherish me
the naysayers don't fuel me, I got kerosene
right now I'm on a killin spree lyrically
and leaving my mark on every scene
I make the track more hype the way I deliver every word
when you see me just gimme the praise that you know I deserve

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#646 Bynumite17

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Posted October 02, 2009 - 07:19 PM

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word, dog!

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#647 Forklift

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Posted October 02, 2009 - 10:32 PM

I don't know if any of you know this one, but i had a friend who sang this ryhme to me a long time ago that i think is pretty funny.

[Insert Full Name] was a good o'l man
He shot two men with a rubber band
He jumped out the window with his d*** in his hand
and he said, "O boy i'm superman!"


#648 Grandpa Herman

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Posted October 04, 2009 - 12:04 AM

yeah I'm supa kool wit it and I keep my ni99as wit me
residing in the suburbs since I made it big, I know the streets miss me
in the club posted wit exotic vixens gettin' tipsy
squad don't hit the stage till at least three bottles empty
okay you futuristic, but what's futuristic to exotic?
you rap bout dat street shh but my squad really about it
we bout it, we bout it, yall ni99as don't know nuthin about it
we overcoming this recession shawty, ain't no doubt about it
matter fact, we got so much money we the reason the country broke
forget using proper grammar, me and my ni99as some country folks
yeah some of yall ni99as doin' it big but watch out for the Kid
the shh yall already did I'm finna do it better, you know what it iz
flow extra saucy, can't keep the hoes off me
they throwin' rose peddles on the ground every time I'm walking
ya girl steady stalkin, she love this shh I'm talkin
but you gotta live wit it ni99a kuz you work for me, don't forget I'm bossin'

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#649 Grandpa Herman

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Posted October 05, 2009 - 08:49 PM

even when put in positions where the odds aren't in my favor
I replenish to new heights with my lingo and my swavor
I'll holla at you later pimpin' I gotta meet ya girl in my bedroom
I'm living like it's tomorrow so I guess I'll be dead soon
but no complains from me, I'm just here to hog the spotlight
yeah the strap is on me everywhere I go and I keep it on tight
nuthin spectacular, nuthin too fancy
just a taste of the charm and wit to remind my haters why they can't stand me
I'd rather fall for myself than stand for what yall represent
kuz when the time comes I'm always ready for war but yall hesitant
my girl extra thick and I aint talkin' bout her head
but when she gimme head it always remind why I got such a big head (haha!)
how ya like that, how ya like me now
my punchlines go POW!! and make these rappers bow down

Edited by Kid Ridiculous, October 05, 2009 - 08:51 PM.

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#650 Draztik

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Posted October 07, 2009 - 07:40 AM

Time will tell how the season plays out
Hours, minutes, seconds tick by till the first hardwood bout
Everyone getting ready, putin' work in the gym

Late night sessions, sweat drippin off the fitted brim
A team driven by obsessions over the O'Brian Trohpy
Keep opponents on run defense runnin the floor like a banshee
Every rebound & hustle play profound to leaving em in disarray
Ready on the battlefield 2 hrs early to survey everyday
Some plays revealed & positions scouted for our advantage

Nobody prepares like soldier #24 with the best General to manage
A supreme being with the black mamba quick strike
Taking the jugular motivated since a tike to be better than Mike
Instantly the roars in the coliseum get the adrenaline pumping
Over before it began too vicious battle ending in chest bumping
Now 1 step closer to immortality,we LAKER NATION always a winning mentality


damn had to fix A LOT of spelling errors, damn typed it fast at work haha

Edited by Draztik Rhymez, October 07, 2009 - 08:40 AM.


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#651 True Lakers Fan

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Posted October 07, 2009 - 08:00 AM

thats tight DR

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#652 Draztik

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Posted October 07, 2009 - 08:40 AM

thats tight DR


props man thanks


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Posted October 10, 2009 - 10:01 PM

I take a quick break and then I go back in
my girl got dat apple butt it's what I throw my stacks in
kickin back wit some vixens in the limo just maxin and relaxin
I'm living real good, can't think of one thing my life is lackin
fresher than Colgate and Listerine too
sittin' pretty in the game, if you only knew the view
forget you shawty I don't need you
got hoes who wanna have my baby
check my comments on myspace to see the proof
it pisses people off when I only tell the truth
and I wonder, what would my opinion be of myself if I was you
fact of the matter is I know where the top of the ladder is
I'm already there the recognition and respect came after it
so hate me if you want I'm still who ya city wanna see
I feel ya pain, only reason ya hate me is kuz you ain't me

Edited by Kid Ridiculous, October 10, 2009 - 10:01 PM.

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#654 Grandpa Herman

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Posted October 14, 2009 - 09:44 PM

my team get what they desire kuz they can pay for it
all this gucci shh we be talkin yall boys can't afford it
dun set the bar so high they want me to lower it
I'm richer than you my brotha, get over it
I try to get over in this crazy world we live in
my life don't stop to address rumors, I just keep on living
when it comes to gettin' money for me the story is never ending
we rock so much ice it cause a snow breeze, I hope ya brought ya mittens
living like a rock star and gettin mo cudi than Ron Jeremy
I'm like the male version of the lord tracy
got money and hoes, that's why these boys hate me
but it don't really matter kuz they girls still wanna date me
walk in the room and immediately got all eyes on me
your outlook on life would be different if you saw what I see
hmm lemme think, if I was a drink which one would I be?
red rum or hennesy?
don't matter kuz either way my intoxicating smell and smooth slang gets hoes tipsy
every single one of em wish they could just go home wit me
say I keep it easy and ask me what they could do ta please me
I tell em ta go up on stage and show off what ya momma gave ya
then run me the gwap and meet me at my hotel a little later

Edited by Kid Ridiculous, October 14, 2009 - 09:45 PM.

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#655 Grandpa Herman

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Posted October 16, 2009 - 12:16 AM

If I shall die an angel shall commit suicide
Waterfalls from the sky as the earth cries
Never remembered when gone forever shall be the worst prize
By my peers I'm scrutinized but by the rules of God I abide
Faced with obstacles yet I still survive
Seeked by many but never will I hide.......
Tank of gas empty but continuously I ride
Relay the struggle of the journey once I arrive
Riding a wave of emotion got me on a high tide
Free fall from heaven's skies like a sky dive
Landed on my own two feet meaning I survived
Real eyes recognize real lies
But why is it in society the two coincide?
At a crossroad between reality, actuality, and what I fantasize
Is this all merely a mirage influenced by the evils in my mind?
Am I all alone in this vision or is there more like my kind?
All souls being warmed and replenished after thunder storms and sunshines
Never ending story abolishes the clocks and eliminates time
Complete and utter happiness that we all cherish unified is a fantasy we may never find


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#656 Grandpa Herman

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Posted October 24, 2009 - 06:27 PM

I got a flow that'll supa soak you and ya fliest hoe
knockin at my do at 4 am talkin bout she want some mo
first she sit me down in the chair then she drop it low
I was already on deck but now she make my boat row
splashin on these hoes and you know I keep my water cold
unless we chillin in the jacuzzi and gotta wait for the warm ta load
yall should underline me kuz I'm already bold
rappers already hatin' but don't even know how hard I can go
I'm the fliest newcomer out so let the truth be told
the ish you write down ain't [expletive]in wit me off the dome
got so much dough I can put Dominoe's outta bizness
I just murdered this track and you were a [expletive]in witness

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#657 YoungKidd7

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Posted December 09, 2009 - 02:06 PM

honestly, i aint feelin ya boyfriend, he numb to me//
i make cake, what he make aint even a crumb to me//
i make stupid money, his money aint even dumb to me//
and when it come to beef, then please, he dont want none of me



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Posted December 10, 2009 - 12:53 AM

name's Macasero, call me virtuoso
mastered the art like michaelangelo
rhymes are phat bending like ochos
all my people chanting, i call 'em cholo
girls flock to me must be a bunch whores
opening their mouth swalling my jizz-o
winking at her sending her my notion
pop some pills, i don't need your lotion

#659 Grandpa Herman

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Posted December 12, 2009 - 09:30 PM

I wake up in the morning wit two goals in mind
and that's to stack trap money and drop home a dime
I stay on the grind, grind like nine hundred ninety nights at a time
I'm the got damn sun and control who worthy of my shine
and damn shawty so fine I swear she blow my mind
ya man can blow ya back out but I can blow out ya spine
but tell him don't trip I ain't tryna make you mine
I like ta eat downstairs and you make me wanna dine
have a cup of this wine shawty we can get tipsy and make the sex ten times wet
and I can't flex, I been called a dog before but maybe you can be my vet
and you can be my pet or you can be my trophy hoe
but I don't need you for sex what you think I got groupies fo?

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#660 Grandpa Herman

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Posted April 06, 2010 - 07:24 PM

bullet leave a hole in ya head now everybody can see what you thinking
can't close ya eyes for a second, my face is what you seeing when you blinking
a lost life is something you can't retrieve so think twice before you mess wit me
I'm launching cannons and grenades at whoever wanna disrespect me
never second guess me, just once is one too many
I'm a scar in yo memory you'll always remember like a buck fifty
I catch you slippin the opportunity gon be kinda tempting
make my move so fast all the cars see is one sling and yo face wincing
bout a week later ya face come up on a milk carton sayin you missing
gasoline left ya body soaking wet make the cops think you and a elephant was kissing
I'm fixing, to show up to ya funeral wit the rest of ya body
leave the trash bag in ya momma lap and tell ya boys where they can come find me



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