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#621 Grandpa Herman

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Posted July 05, 2009 - 01:42 AM

I'm still only 16, yall n*ggas tryna forget
I rock real ice yall n*ggas stick to sherbet
tell the engineer to meet me at home, it's real urgent
I still got a lot to bring to the table now it's time to serve it
I be surveying the scene just to peep all the talent
but all these hoes is lame, a trip to my hotel is invalid
I don't want a dime piece shawty I want a whole dolla bill
I'll steal yo n*gga record deal and then ask him how it feel....

hold on yall I'm jus gettin' started

iight, look....

I can look these n*ggas in the eye and tell they don't want it
I want a chick wit some double D's I call em Dunkin Donuts
the torch is in my hand and forever I'ma hold it
don't try to buy ya girl vagina back cuz I already own it
this rap shhh so easy I gotta one up myself
when I'm done even the white man won't be able to top my wealth
pull the covers off these fake n*ggas and leave em shivering butt naked
if yall don't already consider me a great then you should expect it
cuz I only move up like a Viagra erection
I ain't even fishing for perfection
I'm just tryna help put Hip-Hop in a place where it can be respected again
if yall don't wanna step to the plate then give this youngin' a chance
I want yall to pay attention to what I'm saying, not get up and dance
but nah that ain't a diss to the rappers who bout club songs
in this verse I'm just being honest so it shouldn't be judged wrong
I'm so far gone, standing on my own two feet
living under scrutinity, guess that makes everyday of my life a movie
move me to a place in the world where I can block it all out
a place where I ain't gotta hear what all these n*ggas lyin' bout
I'm gettin' a lil fed up, don't that say a lot?
Rest In Paradise BIG, and don't worry I got em Pac
my hands stay itchin' like I got the chicken pox
hearing about subliminal disses aimed at me but they missing shots
if you expect a response from the ghost then release a real track
and if you do that singing ish best believe I'm gon subtract
I'm pulling out old school magic like a rabbit out of a hat
finna release more hits than Barry Bonds standing wit a bat
yall vision is purely limited cuz you see nuthin' but my back
but if I turned in yo direction you'd still be in the back
haha, now I bet yall wondering when I'ma stop flowing
but there's still more to address so I'ma keep on going
why is it that they accept the check but don't care about growing
if we all on the same ishhh where is the game really going?
do yall really need a youngin' to fly in here for help?
just play ya cards right and you won't have to get dealt
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#622 Grandpa Herman

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Posted July 07, 2009 - 12:18 AM

she let me inside so her vagina received the prize
got wet quick cuz she was fresh out the pin and dick deprived
the minute I arrive she already turned on her side
make me lay on the bed like I died so she can give me a ride
I put it on my life if I put it in a verse
some thought Hip-Hop was cursed till Superman flew in and made it worse
I took a mini vacation but now I'm back in the game
looking around and seeing this site is still much of the same
I'm much more than just a 16 year old kid tryna spit
categorizing me wit Hip-Hop's weak is like comparing Soujla to Tip
my soul rests on my hip, them sparks leap and make you dip
till he Rests In Peace the one and only Casper will be off the rip
rip em like chapped lips and leave wit a hoe wit fat hips
beat it up in the worse way and make the house tilt
envied the more I spit, aim at the head and leave a dent
then head straight to the pad and smoke not contemplating repent
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#623 Grandpa Herman

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Posted July 07, 2009 - 12:35 AM

I'm in this thread alone, no other emcee willing to step up
before you aim a subliminal line at me first get dat rep up
still waiting on my competition in this thread, single handedly keeping it alive
but it's been in my hands for awhile so no wonder it's survived
one of yall can step it up lyrically or I can do this on my own
I can contemplate the rhyme or just spit it off the dome
either way it's rhyme scheme assault and you heard it here best
already RIPed the silly Canadian now tell me who's next
no pen needed, the keys on this board is my homie
never motivated by phonies, I'm GRRREAT!! like Tony
this is practically me at the pinnacle of my worst
or actually a winnable second verse
a lot of yall lied in the rhymes so who gonna confess first?

Edited by Casper, July 07, 2009 - 12:36 AM.

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#624 Grandpa Herman

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Posted July 12, 2009 - 12:13 AM

mind set on bigger things, no time for games
yall boys all the same, thinking you can get rank off my name
and earn a few minutes of fame
but it ain't happening, if you wanna be seen go on youtube
quit biting my style and try to make ya self useful
quick flow for the needy, can't no other emcee see me
half of yall cool wit me and the other half wanna be me
succeeding ain't easy, so I just try to keep it greasy
duffle bag full of checks at night is all I need to please me
the rest of yall so tiny, for the past year yall been tryna find me
but even a hoe wit a donk could tell you you behind me
it's raining heavy bills, lil dude sportin' 30 millz
so don't hit me up for a verse if you can't afford the bill
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#625 king_kobe

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Posted July 12, 2009 - 11:46 PM

i put 45 [expletive]es on my block
on my block! 45 [expletive]es on no locks, no [expletive]in ford trucks. no chucks
i wanna [expletive]in rip your heart out and put pieces in ur socks
im one crazy mother[expletive]er whos heartless
who doesnt give a [expletive] about stress! mehran youre a mess!
its always the same [expletive] who always impress the ladies to get dressed
you better shut the [expletive] up before your whole block, city, country who think there pretty will get dissed
there've been many [expletive] talking behind my back, but no one has the guts to say it in my face
why are you scared [expletive]? get ya teeth to my face and see how death taste
ill leave your body in the forest, give the cops ur blood trace
your the same [expletive] whos tough wearing that black dickes looks
They shook... cause aint no such things as halfway crooks
the rhymes is killing inside of you goin in rate of a jet F-14
the little bugs eating you up, the colour of your skin is turnin into aquamarine
ill fight through this war. make you think like your in vietnam
write your 1 page letter to post it to ya mom
write that how much you love her. how much you wanna be back home
but you cant, it sucks. how much pain ur in. your talkin like you got foams
ill be grateful and buy your coffin spend couple of Grand on it
now before you take your last breath just breath in and sit
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#626 Grandpa Herman

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Posted July 13, 2009 - 12:15 AM

my girl p*ssy so fat I can stuff my stacks in it
I leave a rubber band behind and my dick go back in and get it
damn, I'm so fukin ill
I feed these n*ggas steal
they wanted beef now they face at they feet and they boys standing still
my girl got that bang, her titties can't fit the frame
and after she gimme brain she take the needle and stick it in my vein
my n*ggas on that white, they walkin' round wit nose bleeds
I'ma be runnin' this rap ish for so long when I leave I'ma have crows feet
show me who wanna battle, I show him who the king
put him in the ring against me and I make the bell ding wit one swing
I never wave goodbye, I just throw up two fingers
I tell my boys don't kill him yet, let the bullet swim in his body so the pain linger

got a hoe holding the tool, got a hoe on my dick
she pay me twenty G's just so she can suck my dick
I hit em both wit the stick, show they n*ggas the tool
then get back to the money and turn they p*ssy to food
but when that clock hit zero it's back to the grind
shawty I ain't thinkin' bout you I got money on my mind
I go so hard the beat up here sweatin'
[expletive] taking breaks, when I'm dead I'll get plenty of resting
throw rubber bands on the floor so I'm always trippin'
my flag ain't never been blue so I ain't never dippin'
but I grip the streets and pop plenty ki's
then I look for beef and [expletive] wit the OG's
I stack hoes, chains, records, and stacks
if you lookin' for me I'm where the cash at
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#627 KB24

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Posted July 13, 2009 - 12:20 AM

I loved her fancy underwear
I'd sit behind her every year
Waiting for the chance to get
To tell her I'm the one she should be with, oh

She's popular with all the guys
So innocent in my eye
I could see her in my life
She would've had

Guess the song?

Hint: He's considered the GOAT by a few members on here.
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Posted July 13, 2009 - 12:54 AM

Defeat Is Not An Option Verse

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=RRIATGSyiXg

aye, we are not the same I am a champion
NBA Finals Most Valuable Player, yall can't contain me son
I see em watchin', I see em plottin'
....for my downfall that's why my skills keep on notching
see n*ggas hate me cuz I keep raising the bar
they look up to me like the stars and know they could never go that far
that's yall hang up, don't hate me for doing me
but if yall hate me now just wait till you see me under scrutiny
I prosper under adversity, baseless disses still ain't hurtin' me
in about 3 years yo kids is gon be in school researching me
I'm a Hip-Hop project, still making moves and growing
a great man once said that life ain't nuthin' but a long road
that's why I keep on going
I keep on flowing, I keep on holding....
the torch in Hip-Hop until it gets boring
I'm scoring fat contracts, hit em wit my punchlines like I'm boxing
yall n*ggas keep plottin cuz defeat is not an option

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#629 Grandpa Herman

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Posted July 13, 2009 - 12:57 AM

tell em how to do it, tell em how it is
we finna do it big and show yall whats the biz
stayin' on the grind tryna find the light of day
doing it for the hood so now I pave the way
ain't never sold a crumb but I used to keep alotta ki's
got yo hoe sellin' dope to pay my court fees
and when the dope game runnin' that paper be extra green
you in the streets lookin' for beef while yo baby momma texting me
I'm flyin' in 100 ki's like Mr. Frank Lucas
keep a real army around me, they all tank shooters
they should call me a comedian cuz I spit a lot of punchlines
and if I ever get signed my label won't never be in crunch time
cuz as long as you got the best every game is a blowout
[expletive] showing respect, I play to embarrass n*ggas and show out

Edited by Casper, July 13, 2009 - 12:57 AM.

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#630 king_kobe

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Posted July 14, 2009 - 10:47 AM

my hearts has been broken up like Hiroshima
theres notin to fix it. ive just got into emphysema
[expletive] [expletive]es, i rather earn the money
my mind state is donald trump ill get you fired. make you look a bunny
its 3 30 in the morning. i got noting to do on this sunday night
i just might write this short rap for melissa right?
so she can see this tomorrow morning before she gets horny
she always LMFAO never gets mad at me nor gets corny
she loves me so much but never [expletive]s me, never hugs me
i always tease her on the phone and not even once she bugs me
not even kiss me on the check with those big lips
my eyes is on you from a distance watching those spanish hips
moving left to right, side to side making me dizzy
thinkin im in a crazy dream. i hope you love me more missy
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Posted July 14, 2009 - 11:40 AM

I loved her fancy underwear
I'd sit behind her every year
Waiting for the chance to get
To tell her I'm the one she should be with, oh

She's popular with all the guys
So innocent in my eye
I could see her in my life
She would've had

Guess the song?

Hint: He's considered the GOAT by a few members on here.



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Posted July 27, 2009 - 10:35 PM

damn man im sick of writing whats on my mind
get the [expletive] outta way optimistic, [expletive] reading horso signs
heads boilin up screamin outta my lungs
temperature broiling up. im [expletive]in screwin up
i [expletive]in want everyone to know how much ive been through
to know that ive been [expletive]ed many times i ran into
stop swearing, stop wearing those baggie clothes makes u dont caring
[expletive] this, i aint marrying.
i dont even know whats point of life
school shooting, drive bys, hivs, people gettin stabed by the knife
is this what i want? can anyone get this to there head
should i just stand there while Franz Ferdinand gets shot in the head?
should i just stop rapping and become white collar
comin home with kids, comin home from 9-5 puttin, makin that 65+K dolla?
no [expletive] you mehran, you won't even be that great
look at you, you sound like a fob, acting like a wannabe G. u lost the debate
standing at 5 foot 6, 80% girls want a lil bit taller than that plus they love guys whos mix
right? 1 full [expletive]in 110% Persian. who wants that?
no one... not even the poeple who loves to chat
maybe im just to hard on myself makin u guys entertain
maybe i wanted more but god just did so i can feel pain
i dont know, maybe theres more out there
and im not yet realizing it, is this what millionaire
can do with your head? makes u happy like a rent a prize car
in the long run, im here alone thinkin to myself i need to go far
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Posted July 27, 2009 - 11:17 PM

This is the last verse I'm gonna post on this site:

The Last Hope Verse

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=bFCY-hGwj6c

I look in the mirror and see the last hope of keepin' the real ish living
greedy bout my cake but when it come to music I'm more than giving
I take advantage of my place and give hope to those still in need
wanna be seen as living proof that in this society a young black man can succeed
never taking my position for granted, focused on stayin' true to my roots
if you ever feel alone the best advice I can give you....
is to just drown out in some tunes and pray to who's above you
just get back up and fight when push comes to shove you
in this world that we live in all the smiling faces are rooting for your failure
they wanna live to see you become the next Amelia Earhart
just put the ones you love on your heart and keep doing you
same faces you see booing you is probly the ones who wish they was you
that's why I don't try to fight the whole world, I just let em talk till they tired
life is nuthin' but a long road and I'm the definition of a rider
you verses me, me versus you
if I didn't tell the truth I'd be abandoning my Southern roots
my ancestors wasn't whipped and sold by the white man to see me let em down
put me on the scale and it'll read
"Real By Every Pound"


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Posted July 28, 2009 - 11:25 AM

I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head.
Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head
Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
[Apple:] (I hate myself)
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy,
'Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew!

So, yo! I gotta go, It's time for me to rock it.
I put bologna in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket,
'Cause it's my show; I'm Andy Milonakis.
It's my show; I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmakis.
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.

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Posted September 11, 2009 - 04:11 PM

BUMP!!!!

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Posted September 22, 2009 - 05:57 PM

Bump
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Posted September 26, 2009 - 05:40 PM

full artillery mode in aggressive mode
pop them eye balls out choke you with a cable chord
from ur tv in the livin room where ur grandma is standin by
this is experiment 101 are those eyeballs dry?
look wat i found.. an acid liquid bucket
open up! the doc is here to [expletive] with it
shut the [expletive] up stop screaming
everythiing is for a meaning
im just having fun in my life
if killin one of u is bad then next up is ur wife
to make this murder sence red hot
in my view, i got the plan already in the main plot
(this is 187, we got optismtic on a killing spree, we need back up - Police Officer on the radio)
anyone who [expletive] with me needs to go to councellin
[expletive] there brains up split ur face open
push u over the clif and hopin
u never come back!
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Posted September 26, 2009 - 06:57 PM

shawty all over me like tag body spray
she 5 stars like my fellow Southern goon Yo Gotti would say
she got a body like Nicki
but every time I'm deep in she hit them high notes like Whitney
I'm like Hugh Hefner, every girl wanna get wit me
[expletive]as ask me what's my secret and I jus say I'm simply me
I'm the Prince of The South and that's why so many emcees envy me
but since TIP is locked up temporarily
I guess that means I gotta hold it down and be the king for the time being
some people might laugh but right now I'm taking bows
putting on a show wit pioneers paying heavy just to be part of the crowd
you know I smoke that loud, I'm on that stupid loud pack
never went anywhere but like MJ wit 45 I'm back!

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#639 Grandpa Herman

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Posted September 26, 2009 - 07:05 PM

yeah these other boys bumped the thread but I'm the one who's ran it from the beginning
the rookie of the year in the game and already winning
I don't take it as a joke, I got punchlines like Ced
before I started runnin' the game I was runnin' from the feds
I'm dressed in all red so these hoes know who I be
A 9 Trey Gangsta wit dat M.F.P. and Piru behind me
originally from CP3 but currently Southside Riverdale is where you can find me
gold watch read "get money" when I checked what the time be

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Posted September 26, 2009 - 07:15 PM

I think some of these boys keep checking the thread to see what I say about em
but they not all that interesting, so what could I even say about em?
almost make me feel like I got as many groupies on this site as I do in real life
in they basement so much they probly wouldn't recognize daylight (lol)
I ain't gotta say names, if you take it personally then I was probly addressing you
can't say I ain't got a mighty nice flow that stay impressing you
feel free to holla at me in a message if you lookin' for some beef
but right now I'm out dis hoe like I'm finna skeet


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