Out here in La-La Land, the Lakers off season has been like a student driver: slow, inexperienced, and cautious. Every time a deal falls through the cracks, there always seems to be the excuse that no one wants to trade with the Lakers. So, instead of this waiting game, I decided that we should all start coming up with excuses for our management.
Our conspiracy theories and ideas just might make it a little more fun around here. Start with the team name and the conspiracy theory/excuse on why they won’t trade with us.
*Bobcats- Michael Jordan doesn’t want to see the Lakers improve because he wants to make sure Kobe doesn’t threaten his legacy.
*Twolves- Since McHale is a former Celtic, he refuses to deal with the Lakers and holds grudges from our rivalry from 20 years ago.