Shaq and Kobe greet since Shaq asked him how his “ass tastes”.

  • kobe124

    Shaq: “I’m Sorry lil fella, Can I come back?”
    Kobe: “Tell me how Nash’s ass tastes?”

  • kobe124

    [Comment ID #55192 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Kobe: “Tell me how Nash’s Canadian bacon tastes?”

  • K0be08-09

    Shaq: So How is Life
    Kobe: Nothing Much……. MY TEAM ROCKS


    Kobe:”Don’t touch my A#% M’F’ER”!!!

  • jason420_7

    kobe: “its my turn now”
    Shaq: “ right”

  • pr0mega

    Shaq “That purple always looked GREAT on you!
    Kobe “Funny, this purple never looked good on you and neither does taht purple to be honest…”

  • skim.

    Shaq: Please take me back.
    Kobe: Suck a dick you fat sack of shit.

  • tamir

    kobe: your ass tastes like a victory parade in downtown L.A
    Shaq: really? damn I miss that taste

  • kb24_1OVERJORDAN

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    lol now thats funny

    (music in the background)
    Reunited and it feels so good
    Reunited ’cause we understood
    There’s one perfect fit
    And, sugar, this one is it
    We both are so excited ’cause we’re reunited, hey, hey

  • xtro

    Shaq: See ya in 2010, dog!
    Kobe: Fo’ sho’

  • Flobe24

    Kobe: Tell me how 9-1 tastes!

  • deemac1

    Shaq: Good to see you man! looking good. So in 2010 I think Im ready to come back!

    Kobe: Um yeah… About that…..

  • Michael_23

    Maybe the Lakers can hire him as a Mascot.

  • e-bucher

    kiss kiss

  • Lakers4Life

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  • lakrfan4life

    shaq: kobe, may i have this dance?
    kobe: only if we tango!

  • sketch

    shaq: hey kobe, 24…is that how many points you scoring tonight?
    kobe: 32…is that how many lbs you put on since training camp?

    * man, shaq’s lookin like oliver miller man…he is a fat f**k now!!!

  • gugy

    Shaq looks like a cow. He is sooooo fat.

    No wonder Bynum looks like a skinny kid next to him.
    Shaq must be close to 400lbs.

    After he retires he will reach 500lbs easily! :-0

  • sketch

    kobe: yo, you gonna know how my ass tastes tonight.
    shaq: …

  • xtro

    Shaq: See ya in L.A. 2010.
    Kobe: I’m a be in Greece,!

  • lakerschamps09

    lol i like all of em… but damir’s and extro’s are funny rofl.. lol hahhahaha

  • http://deleted Miguel

    Shaq: Yo, Kobe it was just a Joke.

    Kobe: Nah Man Your Still Gay For Even Saying “Tell Me, How My Ass Taste’s”

  • seafoam

    kobe: baby come back!
    shaq: you can blame it all on me, I was wrong and I just can’t live without you>

  • Peace

    Kobe: That’s why I f***** your b****, you fat motha

  • Michaelmichael

    shaq” Im Hungry”

    Kobe “want some beef

  • basketbolista!

    shaq: i miss the purple and gold uniform.
    kobe: really?
    shaq: yeah!
    kobe: you s*ck!

  • golakers75

    so shaq how much money did u give your wife to come back

  • ameaters42

    Shaq: I told you you couldn’t do it without me.
    Kobe: Oohhh I’m getting there.

  • as1084

    Kobe: damn man I can’t even wrap my arms around u anymore!
    Shaq: yea..yea..I know. Hold me up dawg!

  • yash

    Kobe: I still f-ing hate you.
    Shaq: :(

  • SamV

    You wanna battle?

  • Jay

    Kobe:I aint 4got mothaf****

  • kbfan24

    Shaq- Kobe, tell me how my a** tastes.
    Kobe- It has the taste of great success B****.

  • jayson

    Shaq: “How my ass taste Kobe?”
    Kobe: “I wouldn’t know, I’m too busy winning games.”

  • True Lakers Fan

    Kobe: Shaq how does Nash ass taste
    Shaq: Well Since He Drop the soap

  • mr.laker19

    Kobe: Like a sweaty hippo.

    Shaq: Really? Ill shower next time, promise.

  • Mitch4Pres

    Kobe: You know Shaq, to be honest your ass was actually rather flavorful, but keep that on the down low.

    Shaq: I’m glad it was a positive experience for you. I know it was for me too.

    (but no homo though)

  • 123kid

    shaq: u like my shaqacologne!
    kobe: shyt stanks homie!

  • david gamboa

    SHAQ: i missed your sweet ass, lil’ fella.

  • Jhun

    Shaq: So how does it taste?
    Kobe: I don’t know, but I can tell you how your wife’s tasted. Gooood.

  • iskerfan567

    Kobe:How about last night

    Shaq:Don’t snitch on me again!

  • Jake

    Kobe: “It tastes like a whooped ass, bitch.”

  • Dan Andreas

    Shaq: So how’s my ass taste?

    Kobe: Probably tastes like a couch since all you did was watch me play all the way into June.

    Shaq: Yeah, made me a sweet ass-groove in it, too. Wanna join me this year? We can start watching in mid-April this time!

    Kobe: No thanks. I got plans…

  • lainok

    taste’s like 38 year old washed up crybaby who can’t go a day without burning every bridge he’s ever been on. It tastes like that. That and…vanilla scented lubricant? shaq you haven’t changed one bit.

  • aggressive expansion

    shaq: jelly or syrup?

  • DubG87

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    foo you gotta stop quoting Pac

  • DubG87

    Shaq: “So Kobe, how does it taste?”

  • Paul

    Shaq: May the force be with you, Kobe.
    Kobe: k?

  • Moses

    Shaq: How does my ass taste Kobe?
    Kobe: I wouldn’t know fat boy, why don’t u go ask Raja Bell

  • yellowpurplefever

    Kobe: Did you watch the Olympics? I was the “the most recognize NBA player” ever to play in the Olympics(more than MJ and the kid LeBRONZE, get it). And now ya wanna be friends again, hold on..can you wait? I have a billion plus new fans that I have to response to in China alone. Maybe we can do “Dim Sum” next time.
    Shaq: Do you have Jack Nicholson’s number? I have a script !!

  • Evil Empire

    Shaq: We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, Well they’re no friends of mine….

  • lakers2000

    Shaq: Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes?
    Kobe: like pork chop, washed up, past the expiration date, Dwayne Wades member, Bynum’s post move, Phil Jackson’s boot, Shawnee’s pump, pork rinds, Steve Nash’s dribble, and Laker Nation nutz!

  • thisbedo

    Shaq: baby i’m sorry sorry take me back..
    Kobe: dont do this… i have to move on

  • Mada

    Shaq. Tell me what u think..
    Kobe. Umm.. is that Calvin Klein what youre wearing?