If this whole basketball thing doesn’t work out, Kobe Bryant has a fallback career in ka-ra-te. Way to play, Mamba! SWEEP THE LEGS! Best caption doesn’t get a scissor kick by Kobe — you will be spared.

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  • justin

    “you’re the best!!! around!! nothing’s gonna ever keep you down!!!”

  • sketch

    EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!
    THOSE KICKS WERE AS FAST AS LIGHTNING!

  • Adam Andrie

    “Ankle Insurance?, How bout’ Face Insurance!”

  • KB24BIRTHDAYISMYWEDDINGDAY

    “Hey Mo’ wanna be an all-star? Try this!”

  • Dracul

    SHOOO-RYU-KEN!!!

  • imfasterthanur

    Kobe Bryant once destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

  • j23ts

    heeeyah! looks like kobe did his espn cover some justice.only difference is it’s mo williams head instead of a soccer ball….by the way, where lebron’s hand at?

  • Scottastrophik

    Kobe Bryant…… Now with Kung-Fu kick!

  • demetri

    now mo can really get a taste of kobe’s new shoe

  • lakerfan81

    Any caption has to be badly dubbed and come after his mouth has already stopped moving.

  • bassti

    “Kobe Bryant action figure now aviable. Even in Boston”

  • LakerPoetBR

    Kobe on the way to dethrone Chuck Noris

  • Jesse

    Mo how does my Shoe taste! Take that Shaq haha

  • MeloMamba

    F! yo sidekick!!!

  • JayC

    With a Shaq Voice over: “LBJ, tell me how Kobe’s a$$ tastes”

  • lainok

    It not fair to all the other teams if Kobe is the only one who knows what the Matrix is.

  • kb24_1overjordan

    TEABAG TEABAG

  • Michael_23

    That’s a pretty high jump for a person with the stomach flu. hahah

  • mr.laker19

    aaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SB

    He has ankle insurance for a reason. Kicking someone in the face like that CAN definitely get you a broken ankle or two.

  • mihaithemiraculous

    the closest you will get to an allstar game floor is by licking the residue off my shoes punk

  • KAB

    “What did the five toes say to the face? KICK! I’m Kobe Bryant BEECH!!!”

  • tatashady

    You still think LeBron is the schnizzle? Here, sniff my foot, I think I stepped in a pile of LeBron in the restroom.

  • WifelovesLuke

    Trick or treat, smell my feet!

    or

    “Damn Lebron! Watch where reaching, bro!”

  • Varlis

    “GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!”

  • as1084

    “Buy my shoes b*tch!”

  • FarmarAllStar

    The crane kick.. i do it too.

  • writersblock310

    “Trust me Mo this is the only technique I know of to get a booger that size out of your nose”

  • Ethdude

    Where “you just got kicked in the face” happens.

  • The One

    You have learned a valuable lesson, my friend.

  • http://WWW.KB24.COM KINGKOBE24

    SHAQ FU GOT NOTHING ON ME. FU** YO COUCH!

  • Isaiah

    Shoe happens. Haha!

    or

    Upon review of the league, Kobe will be suspended 2 games for an “Unnatural Basketball act”

  • lakersekoh

    “lebron tell me how my ass taste?”

  • Proofskandall

    HEY MO! HERE YOU GO TALK TO THE SHOE HOMIE!!

  • http://tgarcia.agentplace.com Anthony G.

    “Smell this Lebron!”

  • wowlakers

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    or

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    ahhaha

  • http://thelakersnation.com Mada

    Yo Mo!! do i have boo boo on my shoe? cause im the $h1t!

  • !NGL3W()()D aka p()()p

    lol mada

  • YellowPurpleFever

    “HEY MO, CHECK OUT THE KOBE 4″ WANT ONE?

  • chad>vlad

    I wont take any mo!

  • KB24ForLife

    ching chang chong

  • El Guapo

    Hey Mo, tell me what my foot taste like! Hey Mo, tell me what my foot taste like!

  • The Dynasty

    “Your new low tops taste so much better than the standard basketball shoe!”

  • 1-2-3 lakes

    I’ll slap that MO off your face!!!!

  • MR JUAN_YOUR WARLOCK

    In answer to Shaq: “Man, I can dig it!” …Kobe is one tough “competitor” …He don’t take a back to nobody, and will thro down everything coming at ya, including his best UF impersonation! …LOL

  • RoWyN

    Kobe: “Kiss my foot Biitch!”
    Mo: “Uhhmm.. o-kayy…. muuu…”

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