Well, Brandon Roy wants a new nickname… In other news, a “yellow mamba” snake was discovered. They seem to live until they reach the round in the post-season where see the Lakers… then they die!

Oregon Live: Hey Quick. I’ve got a new name for him,” Outlaw said.
“What’s that?” I said.
“Yellow Mamba.”
“Yellow Mamba?”
Roy interjects.
“Yellow Mamba. Like Kobe is the Black Mamba? I’m the Yellow Mamba.”

Continue reading ‘Brandon Roy wants to be the Yellow Mamba’

  • ThaGeek


  • BE

    He wishes he could wear yellow.

    Portland better win in the first round so we can rip their heart out!

  • L.G.Fuad411

    that doesn’t make sense, roy’s not asian.

  • http://www.modenadude.com/ThaDogg Imadogg

    haha, funny stuff

  • lainok

    isn’t yellow old time talk for scared? well if i had to meet the black mamba on the court in the 2nd round, i would be scared too.

  • Mitch4Pres


  • Neo-Laker Era

    More like the “Rainbow Mamba”

  • lyk13

    Yellow Mamba my ass…

  • Lebron MVP MY @SS

    Yellow mamba ta loco yellow mamba.

  • 2Anush4

    i really really really hate portland………more than any other western conference team…….when it comes to head to head we own them and kobe knows how to win in portland and no so called yellow mamba is going to stop the deadly black mamba

  • e-bucher

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    kb knows how to win in portland??? i thought he was 0 – 8 in the last 8 games???

    i’m confused…

  • Remy

    Hey B. Roy, you might want to check the history of your team. I recall a former trailblazers by the name of Ruben Paterson, who claimed he was the “Kobe Stopper?” Oh boy (roy) you’re gonna be in for a ride with the black mamba that you’ll never forget

  • e-bucher

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    he never said he was the kb stopper…if anything he recognized kb as being deadly and himself not as deadly…still showing respect…

  • wowlakers

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    LOL. “ta loco” ^^

  • Michael_23

    He’s just yellow.

  • west213

    more like mamba jr. compared to kobe

  • Pac-Man

    Let them say what they want, either way it goes 0-8 or not, its a whole new season. Playoffs, Lakers are a whole different animal now! There hungry, and FYI mambas can be canibals, so i think this black mamba is going to eat portland up!

  • rawnnn

    i honestly thought it was just a joke or a spoof article, only i couldnt find the punchline..

  • Jason4rmLA

    Ruben Patterson said that he was the “KOBE STOPPER”..

    AH, This bring back memories!! :)

  • YellowPurpleFever

    Sorry its taken, Roy!
    Roy does have game, but not like KOBE’s
    There are stars and there’s SUPERSTARS

  • Smush Walton

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    I’d take him on our roster any day. With Luke, Jordan, Sasha, Sun we’ve got four openings right there!

  • Kobester

    Yo im a huge lakers fan but u gotta respect Brandon, hes a killer for real. Hes not Kobe and in my opinion will never be but….

  • sketch

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    not that it matters dude…the lakers got 4 games and home and only 3 in portland! kobe just said he wanted them and didn’t say anything about winning there!