Lakers Examiner: It’s only a couple days before Halloween and you still don’t have a costume. Instead of heading to your local “Halloween Super Store” and picking out one of the overpriced, overused costumes, why not do something original by dressing up as your favorite Laker!

Below are a few suggestions. Remember that the way you carry yourself is just as important as the clothes you wear.

Kurt Rambis- One of the more easily recognizable Lakers, a few small touches will take your costume to the next level. Although there are many different Rambises (or Rambi) to emulate, the most effective would be the “Good Teammate Rambis” shown in this picture.

Costume: Black horn-rimmed glasses with Laker-gold sunglasses strap. V-neck Laker warm-up with the smallest bit of chest hair exposed just to tantalize the ladies. Towel over left shoulder. Chestnut-brown feathered mullet with matching perfectly-groomed Ron Jeremy mustache.

Attitude: Treat every male at your Halloween party as your teammate. Hand him beverages, cheer for him while he does keg stands, and don’t be afraid to deliver a firm, open-palmed slap on his rear end to indicate a job well done.

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  • daboss1849

    I’m going to be kobe. Get me a white woman on halloween and screw her in the a.s.s

  • Michael_23

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    We don’t need that here …

  • Nabil

    yeah, we need that like a white woman needs 5 different dudes stuff dripping out of her when she’s trying to cry rape and the big bad (and RICH!) black man.

    That article was NICE though. Very funny idea to go out as Roger Murdock. If any one actually does that, please please please take pictures and post.

  • tradekwame11

    im gana bynum

  • tradekwame11

    im gan be bynum*

  • Freshh

    But boss,
    noone’s willing to screw you

    Unless you have Kobe Money!


  • Andrew Rafner

    already have the sash costume primed and ready to go